"There's two kinds of spurs in the world. Those that come through the door, and those that come through the window." -- Tuco

"One bastard goes in and another bastard comes out." -- Tuco

"Make the knot tight! It's got to hold the weight of a pig!" -- Tuco

"I'll get you water! Don't die now! You can die Later: I get you some water!" -- Tuco

"If you're gonna shoot, shoot: don't talk." -- Tuco

"Put your drawers on and take your gun off." -- Blondie

"I get dressed; I kill him; I be right back." -- Tuco

"Two can dig a lot quicker than one." -- Angel Eyes

"Money! It's all -OURS- Blondie!"
[*PONG!* *Ahheeahheeahhh!*]
"Blondie?!" -- Tuco

"There's two kinds of people in the world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig." -- Blondie

"May your mother rot in hell after she dies in a two-dollar whore house!" -- Tuco

"<Boom-boom-boom!>" Blondie
"Ooof! <Thud!>" Angel Eyes
"<Click! Click-click-click!> Tuco