"No, HAL. I'll just pray for it. You see, I'm a member of the New World Order of Christian Scientistic Jehovah's Witnesstic Church of Latter Day Four Square Charismatic Evangelical Living Rocks Orange Catholic NeoDruid "Nothing comes between me and my Calvin" Rollerism First Baptist Church and Savings and Loan. By the time the opening benediction is over, it's already noon Sunday. So, I'll pray to God to heal that airlock while I open my briefcase and arrange leaflets, Jack Chick comic books, Watchtowers and Bible passages in front of every one of your optical sensors..." -- Marty Leipzig |