From: David Worrell
Subj: Christian motorists

I've spent the last several weeks performing an experiment of sorts.  I
realize this experiment is far from scientific, but the results are
interesting if not unexpected.

Using posterboard and a black marker, I made two signs.  The first sign
said "Christians Suck".  Whenever I saw a car with one of those silly fish
symbols on the interstate, I would (politely - I didn't cut anyone off or
endanger any lives other than maybe my own) place myself either in front
of or alongside of it and show my sign.  I then made a note of the
behaviors evidenced by these people that follow an allegedly superior
moral code.  These behaviors are tabulated below:

        Obscene Finger Gestures:  11
        Angry Vocalizations:       6
        No Response:               1
        A Smile and/or a Wave:     3

Some superior moral code, huh?  81% of the test subjects responded in
ways that Jesus, their claimed leader and role model, would most likely
not approve of.

This, of course, leads me to the second sign - "Is Jesus proud of you
right now?"  This sign was only displayed to the subjects that
responded with anger.  The results of this test are given below:

        Showed some sign of shame:                        2
        Continued or increased their previous behavior:  15

88% (71% of the the entire set of test subjects) obviously didn't give a
damn *what* Jesus thought of their behavior.

Warning:  Kids, don't try this at home. Many Jesus nuts are also gun
nuts. Annoying them could be hazardous to your health.