Msg#: 1867 Date: 02-26-95 21:35 From: J.j. Hitt Read: Yes Replied: No To: Tenna Draper Mark: Subj: Re: Just another claim w TD> This is a statement from an unbeliever that concerns me...(HP's) TD> I look at how people like this tear things apart to find out how they TD> work or what makes them tick. Imagine what they'd do to God, if they TD> ever got their hands on him? (hehehe) "Hey Charlie! Look what someone brought into the shop!" "A Elohim Industries series YHVH? They haven't made those in millenia." "Yeah... owner said it has been malfunctioning for the last 20 centuries. Just now got around to bringing it in." "Well... get the access panel off of it and lets take a look. Mind you, we don't have parts for it, and the shop manual is printed on cuneform tablets..." "ugh... what's that in the fuel cell?" "Looks like sheep guts... yup, they're sheep guts alright. Cheaper than human sacrifices, ya know..." "Feh... hook it up to the bench power supply and see if we can get it to boot." "*I* *AM* *THAT* *I* *AM*" "Did the owner pay cash?" "Nope. A check." "Fuck 'em"