Chris Sutor skrev:
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> Oookay. Kinda nutty. What exactly do they expect to get out of this?
Yet more trouble perhaps?
They started off with that Henson character on the net, who was
threatening to send part of their secret scriptures to the FDA
and was making fun of them. That was bad. So they went after him.
Partially as a result of this, that one person among many, on
that one newsgroup among many, became internationally known and
that particular newsgroup turned into one of the most visible
of the net. In the process, the bad, bad cause drew more adherents
and spread like a disease. That was of course very bad. So they
went after him even more.
As a result of their great success, they ended up being sieged
and humiliated and confined to their quarters by still that one
Henson person, and the scriptures were all over the place and
the entire world was making fun of them, except for some countries
that were dead serious instead. That was doublebad, unacceptable.
So they went after his wife.
They did great in that too, so now they are being sieged and
humiliated and confined to their quarters by that one Henson
person and his wife as well, and the newsgroup is thriving and
the press is writing and the scriptures are all over the place
and the world is changing and they are sieged in almost every
place were they can be sieged by all possible and impossible
people who think "if that Henson person and his wife can do
it, why couldn't I?" and everything seems to be getting out
of hand and the ranks are shaking. That is doubleplusbad. They
really need to do something about it, so now thee're going
after his daughter.
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Tomorrow, that same Henson person and his wife and his daughter
and her friends and half her college will be sieging them and
humiliating them and confining them to their quarters, and that
same newsgroup will be thriving even more and the press will be
writing even more and the scriptures will still be all over the
net and the Ministry of Truth will be out of words for how bad
that is, and they will be wondering, who else can we go after
now, does he have money left, does he have a dog, how can we
get at him? And they will be at a loss, and they will despair
and the ranks will turn to their leaders and ask how this could
happen and what are they to do. And it will be explained to them:
it was all in the books, it was all done according to the books,
it was all right, but the books have run out, their wisdom has
reached its end, it is time to pack and leave.
And so it will be, and it will go to in the books as yet another
instance of a new, dynamic and intelligent species extinguishing
an old, static and stupid species, just as all those other
instances that are already in the books. And the newsgroup will
decline and the scriptures will be pulled off the net and the
press will stop writing and people will lose interest and that
Henson character and his wife and his daughter and her friends
and their friends will go back to where they came from and it
will all come to an end, and then some lone survivor of the
once so mighty cult will stumble upon the terrible truth that
everybody knew except those in the cult: If you do it by the
book the book will run out, but if you don't do it by the book
you can't run a proper cult.
This is why we get new cults all the time. They have new books.
And the world has new Hensons.
Z
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