OSA screws with Freedoms, and calls it a "win"..... Camera pans into Hell to see DM and gang huddled around the fires,,,mopping their foreheads. The devil sits with feet up behind them, laughing and eating wildly. DM: "Shit...who fucked up NOW???" RTC rep: "Sir, we got Henson nailed...but he blew the country!" DM: "you ass holes blow it every time". Devil: "bwahahahhaaha! Another 'win' boys??? You kids never quit do you? And knock off the sir shit, I already told you. He ain't no sir here"! DM: "true. This is HELL". Devil: "damned straight. See? It fits here! Laughing out loud. Man are you all turkeys! You work on getting a man arrested for standing up for his own personal freedom of speech? What did you think that would get you...a place in Heaven? Do you realize skillions of people died for that right? And now you MF's are fucking with it? For what? You told all those people you are "cause over life" and now you lie in court and say you were scared of this man with grey hair? You all just tacked on 30,ooo more years." DM: "No! No! We didn't mean to fuck with that freedom....we just, errr, ahhh, Mike (*riender) what was our plan? Why did we go for this?" DM sobs a bit, trying to compose himself and hopping around trying to get the flames to calm down. MikeR: ...red as a beat....jumping up and down trying to get away from the flames..."hell, ooppps I mean, darn,,,,errr,,,,he was a BAD person! He scrared us!" DM sighs: "You know what? He IS full of shit. Damn it. I am sick of this pathetic existance..trying to be cause over life. IT sucks big time! Cause,,,,my ass! Just like you said...." (DM doesn't mean any of this, but is hoping to get "in" with the devil...) Devil: "tack on another 20 Joseph...he just lied AGAIN! Like I said...you all never quit...."
DM and RTC gang...swabbing each other and moaning lay on hot rocks and start hitting each other... Devil laughs and hits the button, to shoot some more flames their way. "Try THIS cause over life...pals...:))))
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Camera fades off with red flames blowing out DM's ass, and Mike and gang sweating.....
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