{Zorr};
In the October/2001 magazine issue of *Yahoo internet Life*, an article
in the section; 'talk of the Net', has a one page article on ARS (Page
74; edited by Larry Smith). The front cover photo of the Yahoo issue has
'Steven Tyler' of the band 'Aerosmith', with the caption underneath:
"Stream On; Aerosmith and the unstoppable Music revolution." Keith
Henson/ARS is spoken of in the below article;;
[Page 74];
VIEW FROM THE WEB
THE CRUISE MISSILE CRISIS
"When Keith Henson posted a joke about blowing up Church of Scientology
members with a 'Tom Cruise Missile in the alt.religion.scientology
newsgroup, he didn't think it would get him arrested. Granted, it wasn't
the cleverest joke ever made, but to date there are no criminal statutes
on the books that punish bad humor. Despite this glaring hole in our
country's legislation, Henson's posts were admitted as evidence in April
when he was brought up on charges of terrorism, attempted terrorism, and
interfering with religion to enjoy a constitutional right (freedom of
religion). Henson was convicted of the interfering charge (a hate crime)
in California court and sentenced to up to a year in prison, in addition
to a fine of $3,000. Before sentencing, Henson jumped bail and sought
political asylum in Canada where, at press time, he remains. With one
quick clatter of the keys, Henson had joined the esteemed ranks of Lenny
Bruce and George Carlin----those who've been arrested for telling jokes.
The thread-----which Henson didn't actually start-----is a typical flurry
of geek banter, several people riffing on the Tom Cruise Missile concept.
Anyone who's spent any time with those infatuated by technology and
inflamed by a cause would immediately recognize this type of bonding and
blowing off steam.
So how did Henson end up on the run in a foreign country? Setting aside
Scientology's widely reported suppression and intimidation tactics (which
the church has denied), the issue becomes one of cultural ignorance.
Jokes are inherently unsanitary. They take the stuffing out of our
leaders as well as our loved ones, often making the comfortable
uncomfortable. And for better or worse, the online "death threat" has
become one of the Net's standard jokes. For instance, a quick Web search
on 'Britney Spears' turned up an entire domain-as-death-threat:
kill-britney.com. It's practically a law of nature: Get enough Netizens
together and they're going to start coming up with creative ways to off
David Spade.
But if anyone had a mind to selectively edit the above, a process similar
to the one Henson experienced, a person could be made to sound like a
cult leader instructing his disciples to "start coming up with ways to
off David Spade." In a world where the parody site Bonsai Kitten gets
investigated by the FBI (see Talk of the Net, May 2001), it appears that
everything you say, no matter how ironic the intent, is now fair game.
If Keith Henson had limited his protests to shouting at the top of his
lungs about Tom Cruise Missiles out-side scientology headquarters, he
probably would have been dismissed as a harmless kook. But once his words
went on the Net, they were enough to help convince a jury that a
penniless 58-year-old man was planning to deploy a piece of military
hardware costing $600,000 and accessible only to top levels of the U.S.
armed forces.
Humor may have been the only thing that's kept us from blowing each other
off the face of the planet. But there's nothing funny about the Web's
free flow of information, jokes, and invective resulting in the
decimation of an innocent man's freedom."
[End article]