10. Every time he sees a body, he says "At least he's safe from the psychs now." 9. Whenever he goes to pick up a body from the hospital, he insists on driving past three other hospitals first. 8. Insists he uses only "100% standard tech." 7. Asks you to "disconnect" from the district attorney. 6. A body is brought in in eight pieces in various cardboard boxes. Cause of death: staph infection. 5. Always calling "Clean Gene" on his lunch break. 4. Disposes of medical waste quietly and without sorrow. 3. When he sees you photocopying his paperwork for a court hearing, he threatens to sue you for copyright infringement. 2. When you question one of his lab tests he calls you a "Liar. . .liar. . .liar. . .liar. . .hateful liar." And the top sign your Assistant Medical Examiner is a Scientologist 1. Cause of death on every autopsy for three months straight--PROZAC!