One thing the Comm Course does for them, it sure makes them talk *fast*. Not very *coherently*, but fast.
Mark: hi its close to 9 in the evening on the fourth of july this afternoon i went in and filed a battery report against the fellow who grabbed my camera on fri night supposedly a police officer, officer leonard and uh i told the police dept a that a I would be coming back tonight and they wanted me to give them a call first to inform them that i'd be there and they would have a couple cops come out and kinda watch over the situation so thats what im doing now
0:30 Mark: yes officer um i am near the Scientology headquarters on lrh way so i'm going to try to vidiotape a little footage for a documentary i'm shooting they have not let me down there the last two nights and i know they wont let , let me down there again toinght but uh your dept just said have somebody there to enforce the law when I show up, so
Mark: wow! look at this, look at this crowd Man in Hat: how come your filming me without my permission, yknow Mark: because its perfectly legal once again I talked to the police dept 1:00 Hat: how come, the police officers kicked you out of here yesterday becuase you're a drunk y'know and you're trying to harass people Mark: i was drunk? Hat: how come they kicked you off the street? Hat: thats right Mark: i was drunk Hat: you were intoxicated that's according to the police <> Mark: I was intoxicated Hat: well that's what i heard I don't know Mark: are you aware that i've never had a drink in my life Hat: ok i dont know this is what i heard from somebody Hat: why dont you get a life and you know go somewhere else and Mark: well, y'know why why im here Hat: dont you have something else better to do, Mark: let me tell you why im here, I'll tell you why Im here Hat: dont you have som- Mark: its very simple. dan murnon 1:30 Mark: dan murnon came to my home and picketed me I would never have put up a website if it was not for dan murnon Hat: trying to harass people who are having a good time once again Mark: no Hat: thats my main point. why dont you Mark: im here because dan murnon came to my hows this afternoon pretended to be a friend from out of town and Hat: take that up with him i dont even know who he is Mark: asked my neighbors about me said i was a <> Mark: well bring him out here thats why im here right now <> Hat: well, i dont even know who he is Hat: as far as i know he doesn't work with me Mark: hes an ot8 that has harassed me several times now and uh he should be here he should come and talk to me about it
2:00 Hat: i don't know what to tell you, yknow why don't you go find him, show me a picture of him, Mark: all right let's go find him Hat: well he's not in here Hat: hey, hold on Mark: we're going to find him Mark: now you yourself said that you're not stopping me, you said let's go find him Hat: well thats right but hold on a minute Mark: hold on what Deeper voice offscreen: i don't want to be filmed Mark: of course you don't nobody wants to be filmed Deeper voice offscreen:well then get it out of my face Mark: oh, oh whats your name? what is your name sir Buddy: i know you, youre the guy who assaulted me before! 2:30 Mark: ha ha Buddy:i called the police on you! Mark: its buddy Buddy:i called the police on you! Mark: thats right Buddy:they told you and you promised the police you'd stay away from me Mark: that day Buddy:that day well whats the difference youre coming after me again arent you leave me alone Mark: im not coming after you are you came after me
Buddy:youre some sort of psyco stalking me man leave me alone Buddy:this is my church cant i come and worship in peace Mark: are you worshiping toinight or are you celebrating the 4th of july Buddy:yes i am man
Buddy:dont discriminate against me its the fourth of july its freedom im here to worship this is a service leave me alone man Mark: this is a service <> Buddy:yes im here to worship theyre parishoners just like me
3:00 Buddy:why you have to discriminate Buddy:youre sexist and racist and who know ws what else man bigoted leave us alone Mark: would you please tell me how i'm sexist Buddy:i dont know but its its just wrong Mark: but it sounds good to call me that Buddy:maybe because Im a a married many your against me or something but leave me alone why do you keep targeting me Mark: you just walked up on me obviously <> Buddy:no no no you walked all the way from over there to me
Hat: obviously the only problem you have is who knows its your fabrication man whatever problems youve got but its Mark: this fellow just said these things and youre not calling that fabrication Hat: i mean look Mark: that fellow took
3:30 Mark: this fellow slapped my camera oh no thats grabbed along side of the camera Hat: your not here a to partake of the festivities so why dont you go somewhere else dont you have anything better to do Buddy:same thing you did to me you walked right into me with that camera intentionally then you lied to those cops you walked into me intentionally Mark: thats right Buddy:thats right Buddy:you still hurt my foot Mark: im sorry your foot is still in pain Buddy:----- had to see a doctor -------- Mark: that was lron hubbard Buddy:------least a 500 lb man stepping on my foot
4:00 Mark: all right Buddy:yeah you hurt my foot Mark: 320 thank you Buddy: 320 plus you prolly lost ten pounds you hurt my foot 330 pounds is a lot of weight on one foot Mark: so so if ah btw what is your name what- Buddy:doesnt matter Mark: do i need to call you just buddy Buddy:you can call me buddy for the rest of my life i dont want you to have my name you'll keep following me the rest of my life Mark: oh you mean the way that uh mark perkings and ah Buddy:the way you guys illegal arrested me for 45 seconds holding me so i couldn't move as you stepped on me yea remember that 4:30 Buddy: i do. leave me alone go home why do you have tocome to our church and bother us? why? Mr. back in the bus get get out of here go somewhere else <> Buddy: this is Mark: ok I'll go down this way Buddy: <> stalking <> prejudice Hat: what are you guys<> Mark: I ve got a website called xenu tv dot com where we put up video from all around the world of uh exposing the criminal activities of scn
5:00 Hat: i dont see any criminal activities you show em to me Mark:well uh <> battery Hat: you mean the little kids going on the rides down here you mean the ferris wheel you mean the people playing games is that criminal how about the petting zoo over here Mark: Im ah Mark:this is like a brian de palma shot ha ha ha
Hat: how about the people up on the stage how about the people up on stage y'know wha what criminal activities y'know what are you talking about Mark: im ah Hat: na na i dont know what your talking Mark:don't want to hear
5:30 Hat: well thats right because i know its baloney cos look at these people are having a good time you can see by their actions they're good people you can't deny
Mark: oh im not saying at all that these people are are bad people I think that David Miscavige is a bad person I think that uh well Buddy: why do you want step on him too just like me you hurt my foot man why dont you go away I tell you what im gonna call the police and im gonna tell them what you did cos this is not the first time
Mark: you know something you dont have to call the police because i already have called them theyre on the way
Buddy: good lets call and debate it cos youve illegally arrested detained one time and he stepped on me intentionally without even apologising 6:00 and you said on your camera "oh i didnt step on him" You hurt my foot i have a permanent limp problem you're a 330 lb man who stepped on my toe Mark: haha i play soccer i cant play because of you this whole season go away man we dont need you to be here we dont need you to be here you're not even invited. its like crashing a party whats your point don't you have a life cant you go have a life somewhere else? cant you?
Mark: thank you thats great footage 6:30
???: you walked right into Mark: ha ha ???: not na you you take ???: walked into me ???: you walked right into me Mark: you keep your hands off Mark: ha ha Buddy: you just smashed into him Mark: what is your name Buddy: ow! hey leave me alone Mark: what is your name
Mark: ok lets go over what just happened I can only see what im looking at through the camera lens what i don't know is to the right of me is the little weasely guy who earlier slapped my camera and then walked circles around me a couple of times 7:00 theres also a couple more guys to the side and behind me when I turn I bump into the little weasely guy *** ???: you walked right into *** Mark: ha ha
he then grabs the camera and the ither pople except for buddy race in and grab a hold of me *** Mark: you keep your hands off *** Mark: ha ha
im lajugh ing becasue as these guys are holding me buddy is several feet away pretending that Ima attacking him
*** Buddy: "OW"
he continues to do that as i ask the weasly guy what his name is
*** Mark: what is your name *** Buddy: ow! hey leave me alone *** Mark: what is your name
<repeat previous scene, from "thank you thats great footage">
8:00 Mark: so now i realize ive been incredibly foolish in not waiting for the police so i go to the end of the street to wait
Buddy: go way man go away go have a life 4th of july i'm celebrating our victory over independence of evil people like you mr racist bigoted Mark: in what way am i racist Buddy: bigoted prejudiced Buddy: why are you racist cos I'm 'spanic and you probably see the dark skin go away man go away. not ok with me 8:30 Buddy: your bigoted Buddy: prejudice prejudice this is the 90s not the 60s this isnt the south mr kkk go away Buddy: go away your hood's waiting for you go away Buddy: go away leave me alone. let me worship in peace Buddy: go away go away
Mark: you're not limping Buddy: do i have to be crippled for you to go away 9:00 Mark: because you had a permanent limp Buddy: no i dont have a permanent Mark: thats what you just said just a few minutes ago Buddy: doesnt mean i have to walk with a Mark: now your limping Mark: o my god you're limping now Buddy: I cant play soccer thats my point Mark: what about your OT abilities to uh heal yourself Buddy: go get a life pal mr prejudice is your name thats your new name Mark: you know you havent looked at lrh life Buddy: mr prejudice Buddy: btw what is your name Mark: my name is mark bunker you know my you want my business card Buddy: yea id love your busines card Mark: well uh I've got a lot of stuff in my hand and its ah
Buddy: aaay! hey! Mark: ha ha ha 9:30 Mark: reaching for my wallet is pretty life threatening to you Buddy: i dont know about you pal Mark: <> Buddy: put this on the internet bunker is a prejudice put that on the internet prejudice second amendment freedom of religion Mark: i am gonna do it for you btw im gonna put the bigot flyer up there that you put around my neighborhood that says i am a <> Buddy: bunker is a prejudiced Mark: i will link to that Buddy: he prejudices bigoted bigoted Mark: im going to Buddy: bunker is a bigoted man thats why he's here Mark: operation freakout was discovered when the fbi raided your church and uh saw that they had actually
10:00 Mark: planned to steal Paulette Cooper's Buddy: Wow! Mark: stationery from her work Buddy: you did a lot of homework Mark: yeah i did. forge a Buddy: lot of homweork Mark: i didn't have to do a a lot of homework because the fbi the government did all this work for me Buddy: yeah thats why the buildings are still here huh thats why there still here thats why weve got beautiful buildings here thas why there's 5 thousand people here today Mark: i believe the mafia is still in the country too Buddy: thats why there's 5 thousand happy screaming children here today Mark: I'm sorry how many are there Buddy: well i dont know
10:30 Mark: 5 how many did you say 5 thousand Buddy: maybe theres 25 Mark: haha ha Buddy: but the fact is theres still people Mark: ok so your postulating 5000 alright Buddy: doesn't matter Mark: so if i took my camera down there and saw 25 Buddy: hey dont dont touch me Mark: ha ha Buddy: dont touch me Mark:alright then i wont I'll walk over this way and as you can see im walking way around you and yet you keep countering to come closer to me its the most astonishing thing Buddy: i cant come over there why dont you come back here
11:00 Mark: ha ha ha why cant you come over here Buddy: cos i'm get tired of standing up my foot hurts Mark: hahahahahaha just when i think it cant get any better Buddy: your bigoted thats the thing huh yeah you cant have all these people coming here from all their different countries huh yeah you cant have that no i dont think so no its just not right huh oh all these people from all over the world coming here now we cant have that Mark: ha ha ha training drills are really impressive Buddy: we cant have that 11:30 Mark: bring out dan murnon Buddy: we cant have that Mark: dan murnon must talk to me Buddy: look at that look at all those people Mark: I demand dan murnon Buddy: all those hispanic all your worshiping and you cant have that you cant have that Mark: please bring dan murnon to me now Buddy: why dont you get out of here Mark: I must talk to dan murnon Buddy: why dont you get out of here Mark: otherwise I will accept mark perkins because he came to my house today too Buddy: why you gotta why you gotta have why you gotta Mark: dan murnon mark perkins either one of them Buddy: come here and upset all these people there Mark: or if mike rinder is here id love to meet mike rinder 12:00 V/O: suddenly all my prayers were answered there was dan dan its you dan whyd you come to my howse today?you and mark perkins came to my house why my neighbor identified you I just showed them the footage I shot of you why are you running dan please speak to me daaaann dont be that way use your ot8 powers to communicate with me dan how about mark perkins will he come out and communicate 12:30 dan do you admit that you came to my house today you dont have to because the neighbor did identify you why would you do such a thing "bye bye" bye there y'know dan I've got to tell you that you're repsonsible for the success of xenu tv OK, we're crossing the street if it weren't for you coming to picket at my home i would never have created xenu tv dot com 13:00 you brought this on dan you pulled me in and you know what because of your treatment of me friday night bob minton's comoing out next week we're going to have another big picket wouldnt have happened would not have been here back at work today if you had not treated me the way you did and now that you have come to my home it just makes it worse how you going to handle me dan can you even talk about xenu tv in the office because you have to say xenu 13:30 or are you allowed to say xenu or clear this up: is it actually xee nuuu jessie prince the former second in command of scn says xem muh which is right daaaan you're not confronting me hubbard would not be happy I ah did a little reserarch on the internet after our conversation friday brought some results with me you told me that hubbard didn't create the word enterbulate 14:00 according to merriam webster dictionary or websters dictionary rather there is no such word according to dictionary dot com there is no such word according to rogets thesauras dot com there is no such word the only dictionary that has that word is dianetics dictionary how do you explain that dan i suppose this is a little more enjoyable that marching around a pole 14:30 have you ever been sent to the rpf dan have you been sent to the rpf over talking to me in the past why cant you confront me dan you might as well answer me now because i only have another 1.5 hour left of tape in the camera 15:00 we're on edgemont and st monica blvd now much more traffic and a lot more light dan thank you that does help out watch it folks that man is an ot8 he can kill you with a thought whew you made it by him safely beware don't look him in the eyes he can give you a death stare hes an ot8 saved two more lives there
dan i want to read for you read to you from my favourite quote (look it up for yourself!) ...blowing down a dirty street ...scattered leaf grain of sand ...and follow it
thats lron hubbard thats your favorite LRon hubbard quote 16:00 did you draw a map for this route tonight is that what were following you dont have to take him that literally also i know a fellow named dan murmon who says his success in scn comes from being able to use Scn in day to day living to resolve problems and difficulties when confronted with a situation that is difficult or otherwise hard to confront i need only use scn information that applies to that particular situation and it works like magic dan that was you who said that please apply the tech and make this situation go away now we are at the freeway anyone who's been to LA knows that we're a wee bit away from the org and here i will leave him because i'm a big fat tubby guy who can't walk anymore bye dan apply the tech
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