When you're single and looking, all men can be divided into two categories: Nice Guys and Bad Boys. And though Nice Guys ask us out, we want to date Bad Boys. What's the lure of the bad boy? The answer is revealed in the following chart, which shows the strange way our minds work when our hearts are under the influence of a bad boy.
Nice Guy: Bad Boy: ================================== ================================ CALLS EVERY DAY CALLS ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS -10 for being desperate +10 for even calling MAKES A DATE TWO WEEKS IN ADVANCE CALLS AT LAST MINUTE FOR A DATE -10 for being too available +10 for being popular HAS A STEADY JOB UNEMPLOYED -10 for being ordinary +10 for being artistic, anti-establishment WANTS TO MEET YOUR BEST FRIEND WANTS TO DATE YOUR BEST FRIEND -10 for trying to toady his way +10 for making you jealous into your life WANTS A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP CAN'T MAKE A COMMITMENT -10 for not having found one with +10 for being a challenge anybody else GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO PLEASE YOU ONLY PLEASES YOU WHEN HE FEELS -10 for being dependent LIKE IT +10 for independence TAKES YOU TO EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS WANTS YOU TO COOK FOR HIM -10 for making you wear panty hose +10 for eating your food EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN YOUR WORK EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN HIS WORK -10 for asking too many questions +10 for making you a good listener TALKS ABOUT HIS FEELINGS NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIS FEELINGS -10 because his feelings are never +10 for allowing you to fantasize in sync with yours about how he feels about you BRINGS YOU ROSES FOR NO REASON NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN -10 for making you feel guilty +10 for honesty for accepting gifts ALWAYS DRESSES NEAT AND CLEAN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CLOTHES -10 for always wearing geeky jeans +10 for looking great naked TELLS STUPID JOKES TELLS STUPID JOKES -10 for boredom +10 for making you laugh *BONUS POINTS* *BONUS POINTS* +10 for driving a nice car +250 for being a great kisser *TOTAL SCORE* *TOTAL SCORE* Nice Guys: -110 Bad Boys +370Any questions?