Jesus Was The Beast. Math PROVES it!

By J.J. Hitt and Sean Mccullough
19 Jul 94 @ 18:11

Preston Simpson wrote:

Given a bit of time and some scratch paper, I can "prove" anything with numbers. Heck, one day, I may even go so far as to calculate that Jesus Christ equals 666.

J.J. Hitt replied:

I've already done it for you. Behold...

A = 1 * 9 = 9
B = 2 * 9 = 18
C = 3 * 9 = 27
ect ect ect...
Y = 25 * 9 = 225
Z = 26 * 9 = 234

OK, duped your whole tables here. You then proved that on a
simple 9-multiple numerologic table, JESUS == 666:

J = 90
E = 45
S = 171
U = 189
S = 171
-------  Total
    666
To which Sean Mccullough added:

You forgot about the "CHRIST" part -- but I've taken care of that also. The Greek term "Christ" is a mild mistranslation of the Aramaico-Hebrew term proper to the supposed role of Jesus/Yeshua: MESSIAH.

Lookie how MESSIAH adds up on your sweet little 9-times table:

M  ==  117
E  ==   45
S  ==  171
S  ==  171
I  ==   81
A  ==    9
H  ==   72
you guessed it, total is: 666!!
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