ARS-CC COMMUNICATIONS CENTRAL OFFICE
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ARS-CC OFFICE BULLETIN OF 10 FEBRUARY 1997R
Revised and Reissued 29 July 1999
(in memory of Lisa McPherson)


Applies to:
$cientology Lawyers
$cientology PIs
Legal Liaison Staff
$cientology Parishioners
Committee Staff
C$T Spec Dirs
CTCC Members
OSA Staff
OSA FSMs
RTC Staff
C$I Staff
CMO Staff



SEC CHECK FOR $CIENO LAWYERS AND OTHER SCUMBAGS
(and related turds)

Since it is a well-known fact that attorneys are in a position to abuse their authority, responsibility and the court systems, and whereas numerous courts around the world have issued sanctions against, found unfavorably for, and have issued judgements against $cientology, the following SEC CHECK FOR $CIENO LAWYERS AND OTHER SCUMBAGS is to be admistered by all ARSCC (wdne) members _on an immediate, top-priority basis_.

There is to be NO REASONABLENESS when administering this SEC CHECK. It is to be DONE NOW by qualified SPs (including anyone listed on Flag ED 2830 RB of 25 June 1992 LIST OF SUPPRESSIVE GROUPS AND PERSONS). It is to be administered interrogation-style until all lies are uncovered, all crimes are detected, and all abuses are admitted. This includes any and all $cientology lawyers, all paralegal staff in the employment of $cieno lawyers, all OSA Staff, OSA Legal, RTC Staff, RTC Legal, all Legal Liaison staff, their secretaries and reception-ists, all Private Investigators in the employ of $cientology, all OSA Field Staff Members, all $cientology Parishioners Committee Staff, all C$T $pecial Directors and Trustees, all CTCC Members, all C$I Staff, all CMO Staff and anyone else who is a $cieno ASSHOLE SCUMBAG SLUG BLOODSUCKING staff member or agent or is working for a $cieno legal ASSHOLE SCUMBAG SLUG BLOODSUCKING staff member or agent.

In short, if in doubt, the person is to be administered this sec check!

Report information to the proper authorities for the filing of the appropriate criminal or civil charges.

SEC CHECK QUESTIONS

(Note: These questions MUST be asked repetitively and continuously until flat. Alterations or variations of the following are permitted, and in fact are STRONGLY RECOMMENDED and ENCOURAGED. Be creative!)

Have you ever assisted $cientology in ruining utterly a critic ?

Have you ever framed, or attempted to frame, a judge ?

Have you ever hired prostitutes in an attempt to seduce, and thus ruin, the reputation of a judge or government official ?

Have you ever wrongfully caused a juror to be dismissed from a case ?

Have you ever issued anonymous threats to a judge ?

Have you ever issued anonymous threats to a juror ?

Have you ever issued anonymous threats to a $cientology critic ?

Have you ever harrassed a person who is a declared "SP" ?

Have you ever blackmailed a juror ?

Have you ever blackmailed a judge ?

Have you ever falsified a communication to a court ?

Have you ever falsified a press release in order to paint a positive public image for $cientology ?

Have you ever lied to a "wog" judge ?

Have you ever manufactured "evidence" ?

Have you ever stolen photographs ?

Have you ever framed, or attempted to frame, a mayor, governor, or other government representative or employee ?

Have you ever sought to have a judge recused because you knew you would lose your case ?

Have you ever filed a frivolous lawsuit ?

Have you ever paid off or bribed a judge ?

Have you ever destroyed evidence ?

Have you ever concealed evidence ?

Have you ever dug through garbage ?

Have you ever planted, ordered or caused another to plant false evidence ?

Have you ever made improper motions to a court ?

Have you ever caused or ordered documents to be stolen from a courthouse ?

Have you ever killed a pet belonging to a judge who was hearing a $cientology- related case ?

Have you ever caused a court reporting agency to delay service of transcriptions ?

Have you ever colluded with other attorneys to suppress the truth ?

Have you ever ordered, witnessed or supervised the destrucyion of $cientology records, documents, files, preclear folders, or other material(s) ?

Have you ever "dead-agented" a $cientology critic ?

Have you ever "Black PR'd" a $cientology critic ?

Have you ever hired a private investigator to dig up, or manufacture dirt on a $cientology critic ?

Have you ever filed false affadavits ?

Have you ever attempted to subvert the legal process ?

Have you ever hired a criminal to do your dirty work ?

Have you ever duplicated information stored on another's personal computer disks, hard drive or anywhere else ?

Have you ever ordered another to duplicate information on another's personal computer disks, hard drive or anywhere else ?

Have you ever destroyed information stored on another's computer or on disk ?

Have you ever "mail-bombed" a $cientology critic ?

Have you ever spammed Usenet, especially the newsgroup alt.religion. scientology ?

Have you ever issued a RMgroup command in an attempt to get the newsgroup alt.religion.scientology removed ?

Have you ever posted forged messages to the newsgroup alt.religion.scientology or any other newsgroup ?

Have you ever illegally cancelled Usenet postings from alt.religion.scientology or any other newsgroup ?

Have you ever given false information to an ISP in an attempt to gain information about a person ?

Have you ever sent a computer virus to a $cientology critic through email ?

Have you ever stolen anything from a critic while a raid was being performed on his home ?

Have you then refused or failed to return it ?

Have you ever planted drugs in a $cientology critic's home, motor vehicle, place of employment or other place ?

Have you ever falsified a tax document ?

Have you ever forged L. Ron Hubbard's signature ?

Have you concealed the true cause or circumstances of L. Ron Hubbard's death ?

Have you ever bribed or blackmailed an IRS Commissioner ?

Have you ever lied in order to protect David Miscavige or any other $cientology official, employee, agent, volunteer or member ?

Have you ever covered up a crime committed ?

Have you distorted the facts regarding Lisa McPherson's death ?

Have you intentionally caused Lisa McPherson to die, in order to cover up crimes being committed by $cientology ?

Have you failed to tell the whole truth to authorities investigating Lisa McPherson's death ?

Have you ever hidden witnesses to a crime ?

Have you ever falsely told a court that witnesses could not be located ?

Have you ever lied to the press ?

Have you administered drugs to a person being held in isolation ?

Have you administered drugs to a person while telling them they were vitamins ?

Have you ever given incorrect names to an authority investigating $cientology ?

Have you ever sued, or ordered to be sued, a critic of $cientology for the purpose of silencing him / her ?

Have you ever filed a frivolous lawsuit in order to harass a critic ?

Have you ever lied about a crime committed by a $cientologist in order to protect the reputation of $cientology ?

Have you ever ordered another staff member or member of $cientology to commit an illegal act "for the greatest good for the greatest number of dynamics" ?

Have you ever kidnapped, or ordered to be kidnapped, a critic of $cientology ?

Have you ever spread false, defamatory or malicious information to the friends, associates, relatives or neighbors of a $cientology critic ?

Have you ever broken into a critic's home, office, storage facility or motor vehicle in order to obtain information ?

Have you ever ordered another to break into a critic's home, office, storage facility or motor vehicle in order to obtain information ?

Have you ever hidden witnesses so they could not appear in court ?

Have you ever hidden a $cientologist so he / she could not be served a subpoena ?

Have you ever ordered a $cientologist charged with a crime to leave the country ?

Have you ever ordered a $cientologist guilty of a crime to leave the country ?

Have you ever held a $cientologist in a remote or hidden location, for fear that he / she would "break" and tell the truth to the authorities ?

Have you ever ordered another person to commit suicide in order to cover up crimes committed by $cientology ?

Have you ever driven anyone insane ?

Have you ever attempted to drive anyone insane ?

Have you had sexual thoughts about Helena Kobrin ?

Have you engaged in perverted sexual acts with David Miscavige ?

Do you secretly wish Davey's penis was just a little bigger ?

Have you "accidentally" bitten Davey while performing fellatio ?

Is there anything you have hoped I would not ask ?

Is there anything you would rather not tell me ?

Is there any question you would not like me to ask again ?

Have I failed to ask a question that I should have asked ?

Did I almost find out about something that you hoped I would not find out about ?

Is there anything that you are wondering whether I know ?

Is there anything you have been ordered or told not to tell me ?

What do others in $cientology not want me to know ?

What do others in $cientology hope to keep covered up ?

What do $cientology's management not want the press to know ?

What do $cientology's management not want the media to know ?

What does $cientology's management not want the IRS to know ?

What does $cientology's management not want the courts to know ?

Have you told any half-truths ?

Have you told any "acceptable truths" ?

What is the full story that you should have told ?

Is there anything else that I should know ?

Have you told me the truth ?

Have you told me the whole truth ?

Have you told me nothing but the truth ?

Copyright © Dead ElRon 1997 & 1999
at the request of the ARS-CC (wdne)
All rights reserved.

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