gabby2600 asked this question on 5/8/2000:

I need chearing up after the depressing state chrisitainty has gotten the world in. So Propose a silly light harted question. Which me and my partner have had a good laugh about many a time.

What would you do if christianity was all of a sudden proven to be true, and Jesus did come back?

Both me and my partner would become devout satanists or catholics and be forgiven for our sins. But we would go to the pub first, and get very very drunk. And decide if we wanted to be nice and warm and wear cool fetich gear, ot listent to harp music, and have ikkle fluffy wings, But then that raises the question of taking a bath? and How do you clean you Halo?

Sorry I know it's silly but I need a Laugh as I'm sure we all could do. As I laugh at my religion many a time as it can sometimes be down right Silly or even very Monty Python ish.

But thats another story.

Gabriel

tigerwolf gave this response on 5/9/2000:

Gabriel,

Suppose that Christianity is true. If that were to actually happen, then yes I might be inclined to convert; but consider this: how can the bible be true when it has so many contradictions within itself? Did you know that there are two different accounts of the beginning? In one man and woman are created at the same time, while in the other man came first. Both accounts are about the same thing, but they do not coinside with one another. How is this possible if it is all true? Which one do you believe

gabby2600 asked this follow-up question on 5/9/2000:

The one which sounds better as a monty Python Script.

:o)

G