gabby2600 asked this question on 5/8/2000:
I need chearing up after the depressing state chrisitainty has gotten the world in. So Propose a silly light harted question. Which me and my partner have had a good laugh about many a time.
What would you do if christianity was all of a sudden proven to be true, and Jesus did come back?
Both me and my partner would become devout satanists or catholics and be forgiven for our sins. But we would go to the pub first, and get very very drunk. And decide if we wanted to be nice and warm and wear cool fetich gear, ot listent to harp music, and have ikkle fluffy wings, But then that raises the question of taking a bath? and How do you clean you Halo?
Sorry I know it's silly but I need a Laugh as I'm sure we all could do. As I laugh at my religion many a time as it can sometimes be down right Silly or even very Monty Python ish.
But thats another story.
Gabriel
amethystrose gave this response on 5/9/2000:
I wanna play! I wanna play!
Even though I think Gabby's fallen off of her rocker!! lol
Well, concidereing that Catholosism is the perfect religion for this sort of thing here's what I'll do. I would go out and get extreemly drunk, stoned, and anything else that would leave me out of it...commit every 'sin' there is minus killing anyone, then go to church and ask for forgiveness...just to show the church what a loophole they gave everyone! Then the next week, I'll do it all again! And, if the confessions and the millions of 'Hail Mary's' I'll be forced to do to save myself don't work and I wind up in hell, I'll just sit on down and party some more! After all, it seems that hell would be a party place and heaven the place you go to knock off your hangover!!!! (oops...should I not have said any of that? looking around for lightning bolts...don't see any!)
After all, I'm sweet, and innocent, and pure, and virginal.....lol
Sorry, I don't know what came over me. *Sigh* I think I've finally lost it. But, then again, I don't think I ever had it anyways! ROFL
Blessings and what's left of sanity! Jessica
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