The Sex Life of an Electron by
Eddie Currents

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to seek out 
a cute little coil to let him discharge.  He picked up Millie Amp and took  
her for a ride on his megacycle.They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, 
around the sine waves, and stopped in the magnetic field by a flowing 
current.  Micro Farad, attracted by Millie Amp's characteristic curves,soon 
had her fully charged and excited her luv resistance to a maximum. He laid 
her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her 
reluctance. He pulled out his high voltage rod and inserted it in her 
socket, thus connecting them in parallel, and began to short circuit her 
resistance shunt. Fully excited Millie Amp screamed "Ohm! Ohm! Ohm!"  With 
his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating with his current 
flow, it caused her shunt to overheat and Micro Farad was rapidly 
discharged and drained of every electron.  They fluxed all night trying 
various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost 
all of its field strength.  Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and 
damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged Micro Farad was 
unable toÿexcite her field, so they spent the rest of the night reversing 
polarity and blowing each others fuses.