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  God, creator and sustainer of all life, has an eternity of
  experience in every aspect of everything, including systems
  design and integration and local area networking.

                Specific Experience and Accomplishments

  God was solely responsible for the development of every standard,
  protocol, method, language and type of microprocessor in
  existence.  God has absolute and complete knowledge of every
  detail of anything even remotely connected to computers and data
  processing, as well as everything else.  God practices structured
  programming, and uses "go tos" only in reference to Hell.
  God has extensive supervisory and leadership experience, and has
  led teams of over one billion persons in such major projects as
  the establishment of civilization and the development of
  organized religion.

                           Other Experience

  God's experience extends from beyond the beginning of time. 
  During this period God separated the light from the darkness,
  created the earth, planets and stars, established the firmament
  and the waters of the oceans, and created all the green plants
  and living things.  Later, God created human life, which many
  consider to be one of God's most significant accomplishments.

                         Technical Background

  God is thoroughly familiar with every type of computer, every
  operating system, every programming language, every
  communications system, and every application that has been or
  will be developed, including Microsoft Windows.


  God holds an honary Doctorate in Comparative Religions from Oral
  Roberts University, as well as current teaching certificates for
  IBM's Programmer Productivity seminars.

  Salary Requirements

  Seeking 10 - 15% increase.

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