The Church of Wogs ®
Mission Statement

The Church of Wogs ® shall defend, support and promote Wogs ® and what is worthy in the Wog World ®.

Any Wog ® may join.

The Church of Wogs (CoW) ® shall be truly pan-denominational. Any Wog ® of any belief, creed or faith may join.

Any Wog ® of any race, gender, nationality, age or status may join.

For decades, good Wogs ® have been persecuted for their beliefs and activities. CoW ® shall shelter these beliefs and activities, and work assiduously to oppose those who would persecute any of us.

Any Wog ® may work to defend, support and promote Wogs ® and what is worthy in the Wog World ®, and oppose Wogs' ® persecutors.

CoW ® also opposes the persecution of those who have abandoned the Wog World ®. Nevertheless, both the persecutors and the persecuted who have abandoned the Wog World ® wage an unjust War on Wogs (WoW!)®, and on Wog ® arts, sciences, institutions and enterprises.

CoW ® is determined to bring peace in this war being waged on Wogs ®.

The Creed of the Church of Wogs ®: We of the Church hold: 1. That Wogs ® are equal.

The Church of Wogs (CoW)® will persist beyond how long the War on Wogs (WoW!) ® persists.

CoW ® seeks every being on earth. CoW's ® mission is to wake sleeping Wogs ®, and to defend, support and promote all Wogs ® until the war is won.

© 2001 Gerry Armstrong

Gerry Armstrong
Church of Wogs (CoW)®
46109 Princess Avenue
Chilliwack, B.C.
V2P 2A6 Canada
604-795-5852
armstrong@dowco.com