I want to be with my wife in Hell!!!

by amazing@tiac.net (Dennis)

This is a hypothetical script of a religious man who lived his life according to Gods' law and finally meets the creator in heaven.

Ronald was a family man, he was married to his lovely wife Barbara for 48 years. He never yelled at her, he never hit her, he never cheated on her. He loved Barbara dearly until the day she died.

Ronald was also a devout Christian. He accepted Jesus Christ as his lord and savior, and believed that Jesus died on the cross for his sins. Ronald went to church every Sunday, twice on weekdays. Ronald prayed and read his bible every night.

Like all of us Ronalds time had come.... and his life expired while he was sleeping....cardiac arrest.

When Ronald first opened his eyes he saw a splendid place of such beauty, light and love, he just knew he was in heaven. An angel seemed to have appeared out of nowhere and took his hand and said "Ronald... the Creator is most pleased with you and would like you to meet with him".

For Ronald this was the moment he always dreamed of... to be in the glorified presence of the almighty God.

The light, the power, the love emanating from the creator was too much for Ronald, he dropped to his knees and cried tears of amazement and joy. Then the creator said "Rise my son, for you have found great favor in the eyes of the Lord. You have lived your life according to my wishes and for that you are here with me for all eternity. What ever you wish shall be yours."

As Ronald struggled to compose himself to speak to the creator of all things he finally said: "My Lord, I thank you for your guidelines and love. It helped me get through many of troubled times, especially when my beloved Barbara died. It was so hard to lose her, she was a part of me for almost 50 years. Father, I have just one request. When can I see me beloved Barbara?

The Lord said: "I'm sorry my son but Barbara did not make it here with you." As Ronald stood still in shocked disbelief he croaked: "Do you mean my sweet Barbara is in Hell?" The Lord said: "Yes my son, she may have been a good wife to you, but she was not a good worshipper of me."

At this point Ronald began to cry again, but this time not with joy but with anger! "My Lord, my wife never hurt anyone, she loved me completely and was my soul mate. And on the times I thought you didn't hear my prayers, it was her who comforted and reassured me that you heard and everything would be alright."

Father, you mean to tell me my wife is suffering in Hell, enduring pain and fire of the worst kind for all eternity? Barbara is being punished because she did not follow your laws as diligently as I?

The Lord said: "Yes my son, so it was written.

Then my Lord, I have a new request to make of you: I WANT TO BE WITH MY WIFE IN HELL!!!

I can't be happy in heaven knowing an important part of me is in Hell suffering for all eternity. Even if you could make me forget her pain, it would still be wrong and I still want to be with her.

You see my Lord, realistically I as a finite being can't make you an infinite being happy. My wife has shared so much with me and sacrificed a lot. I can't forget her now. Not in her darkest hour. So please Lord I beg you: PLEASE SEND ME TO HELL SO I CAN BE WITH MY WIFE!


"Either god should have written a book to fit my brain, or he should have made my brain to fit his book." -- Robert G. Ingersoll
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