What Kind Of Christian Are You? A Quiz.

By J.J. Hitt
 How many Gods am I holding up?
 [ ] One
 [ ] Three
 [ ] One but really Three
 [ ] Three but really only One

 Here's a cup of Communion Juice.
 Does it contain: (check all that apply)
 [ ] alcohol
 [ ] blood
 [ ] an undefined devine 'essence' of Jesus
 [ ] cyanide

 Here's a fossil. Was it:
 [ ] created by God to confuse geologists
 [ ] created by Satan
 [ ] formed rapidly durring the Flood

 Do women in your church wear:
 [ ] pants
 [ ] veils
 [ ] chastity belts
 [ ] bruises

If you are in church and someone yells "Fire!" do you:
 [ ] yell "Amen!"
 [ ] speak in tounges
 [ ] take a collection
 [ ] hold a deacon's meeting

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