The following is a short collection of some of the quotes which have been accumulated over the years. Not only are the best of the best offered here, but quotes by individuals which seem to evidence something of that person's character is also offered to give a good feel for the type of people they exhibit themselves to be in the HolySmoke battle field.

• This echo is abomination. - Martin Riley

• It is the absence of belief in GOD and MORALITY in this country andpeopel like YOU that are causing the proliferation of AIDS, Queers, and Abortion!! - Eric Lambeth

• It only gets better for us when we die... - Scott Brubaker
  It gets better for us, too - we no longer have to listen to fundy morons. - David Worrell

• I doubt if you will be so flippant and cocky when you are trembling at the foot of God on judgement day, Marilyn. You *will* be judged whether you like it or not. - Christian Soldier, HolySmoke forum.

• I have the false christian scum (and their infidel, reprobate brethern), the Sodomites and the general filth of FidoNet all ganging up on me. - Steve Winter

• If the theists all shut up, the gods would be speechless. - Robert Curry

• We already have the necessary proof - the Scriptures. God has already told us what happened. Why do we need further proof. - Derek Williams

• If I'm an atheist, does that mean that I won't go to heaven? - Rodney Matejek

• If only more christians read their bibles there'd be less christians. - Derek W. Clayton

• Condemnation inevitable, for the One Inpardonable Sin - Instead of living your life for yourself, You lived your life for Him. - Kenneth Cavness

• But when judgement is cast down upon you ... don't forget to get out your calculator and convert the temperature in hell from Celsius to Rankin units. - David (Christian Soldier)

• Living well is the best revenge - Gwenny The Pooh

• We're not here to discuss religion, we're here to be disgusted by it. - Gwenny

• BUT... if I told you that 1+1=1, as idiotic as it seems, until I am proven wrong I am right. - Zach Webb, HOLYSMOKE FidoNet

• We are all in need of salvation. I may not know you, but knowing you are an atheist, I know you need to be saved. It must be extremely difficult to be an atheist? - Scott Shiflett, HolySmoke

• A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearanging their prejudices. - David Rice, HolySmoke

• The use of pepper is the only blasphemy. - Robert Curry

• But lets face it, if politicians weren't allowed to lie, half the time they'd have trouble saying their own names. - Paul Feonic

• They simply wallow in their fantasies and hope it will all come true before April 15th. :) - Steve Rose

• 'Join us on the dark side, Jake.' - Questor Thews

• Amazing how Hawking in his wheelchair has journeyed farther than you with your legs. - Hector Plasmic

• This ain't the harmony echo, dipshit. - Robert Curry

• Airplanes are able to fly because God created the laws of nature that allow it to fly. - Steve Bedard

• Sorry but your arguement that lightbulbs disprove Christianity does not quite convince me. - Steve Bedard

• Yes I know that, but I do not care. - Steve Bedard

• Ciya is a blasphemous tool of your cunning. - Jesse C. Jones

• Maybe He did say something and it just was not recorded. - Steve Bedard

• Noah was not a Jew. He is the ancestor of the Jews and everyone else. - Steve Bedard

• They did not evolve. They were artifically genetically altered. - Ronald Stringfellow (Ass of god)

• A religionoid cannot use Dove. Dove only sports 1/4 cleansing cream... and their myth-gawds demand 100% purity. - Steve Rose

• 'Onward Xtain soldiers'...like the Iraqi army. - Marty Leipzig

• (I don't go anywhere without my lesbians.) - David Rice

• If Jesus were born today, He'd surely refuse to become a Christian - Ken

• Sorry, I must have misunderstood your question. I believe that the Holy Spirit caused on of Mary's eggs to become a fetus without sperm. - Steve Bedard

• In no way am I your physical or mental inferior and I refuse to be addressed as one, you drooling asswipe. - Lynne Rosendale

• The stronger the supernatural beliefs, the worse the inhumanity. - James A. Haught

• Origin: MARANATHA! NETWORK, KILLING FOR JESUS! (1:102/890) - FLR
  I wonder if a Fido Policy complaint against your node would work? If not, prayer will. - Martin Riley

• Their gawds are not worth the paper they are printed on! - Steve Rose

• your hearts and flowers crap is going to have to wait - Hector Plasmic

• Ron couldn't grasp iron filings even if his shit were magnetic. - David Rice

• I still can't make heads or tails or heads or tails or heads or tails. . . out of it. - David Rice

• 'Pi = 3, no error at all - Jesus is God, so listen to Paul! With faith in your Babble, beat Satan at Scrabble! Type things to hide your illiterate scrawl.' - Robert Curry

• Divide by zero error - protection violation 0666 - truth entered brain. Truthfilter circle 0 fault. Creationist halted. Please call the ICR. - C. J. Henshaw

• Real facts never contradict faith. - Ron Stringfellow (pentecostal)
  Which is why the faithful never know the facts. - David Rice

• My personal opinion that we were built by something is based on the available evidence. Since it is an opinion and not backed up with evidence. - Bill Wolff

• I can't believe the masses are so dumb. Or I can't believe I am this smart! - Bill Wolff

• No, the reason that you tout it is your conscience an stand it better then Life from Life. - Ron Stringfellow

• The sun is covered in bright green puppy dogs. Martians have taken over the US government. - Kelsey Bjarnason

• I believe that baptism is a good thing, with a little soap. - Robert Curry

• Not all scientists are stupid. - Joanne Bergeron

• They sat down in the kitchen, where the morons started pulling out bibles, books, pamphlets, and other assorted implements of destruction. - Kelsey Bjarnason

• If I shoot his wife because I'm trying to scare him out of his hiccups, I haven't really killed her. - Jason Rosendale

• God tried to kill him with a heart attack. - David Rice

• If I prove there is a God, will you shut up? - Stewart Harris

• Furthermore, if evolution were true, evolution would be natural. There weren't chemist and biologists around 3000 million years ago to direct it. - Bruce Willis

• OK, here's your apology, Kev: go fuck yourself in your preferred orifice with a dung-clotted serving spoon. - Don Martin

• Earth rounded the Sun with all of her might, Merry Solstice to all and to all a good night. - Don Funderburg

• When you die, it doesn't just disappear... that'd be contrary to physics! - Ariadne

• You apparently want the whacko flowers and light conference down the hall. Just follow the trail of drool, and check your soul with Winters at the door. - Hector Plasmic

• Shit, gotta run. there's data that needs to be faked. - Martin Goldberg

• The argument from ignorance does not point to a goddess...it points to ignorance. - Tyler A. Wunder

• The word you're groping for is 'blasphemy.' - Hector Plasmic

• Maybe it otta be renamed to Hades command set. - David Strickland

• What is so amazing about a baby being born from a virgin? - James Conwell

• Yes we do debunk your biblical stories because they ARE debunk able. - Tim Bennett

• Christianity does not preach the gospels to offer man a guide to salvation. It uses the gospels as a weapon in the ideological conquest of man. - Simon Ewins

• You can keep your saints. I'll hang with the sinners - jonny vee

• Virgins give birth all the time! Yeah. They just don't tip the stork. - Robert Curry

• Are you _sure_ that your appearance is the real reason for your enforced celibacy? - jonny vee

• You -NEED- this echo! It has become your crack cocain. - David Rice

• Christianity is evil by it's own standards. - Paul Feonic

• And as you can see, he's simply not up to badgering escapees while his severed head is sitting on a plate besides him. - Fred Rice

• Thou shalt not use pepper, nor allow it to be used. - Robert Curry

• I fully give him the right to call the Bible a load of bullshit... Just NOT to someone who believes in it. - Dan Sereduick

• Ok, please explain the difference between facts and truth - J. Conwell
  Facts are what the educated accept as truth. Truths are what fundies are told to accept as fact. - Steve Rose

• Fundies are proof that evolution is an unguided phenomena. - Marty Leipzig

• Prove it? Why go and ruin such a nice argument from authority by going and trying to prove it? - jonny vee

• We got you, Jesse. You belong to us now. - David Rice

• If I do not have a valid argument, why do you refuse to answer my question? - Steve Bedard

• What you are sorely lacking here is a point. - Robert Curry

• You can UV irradiate a cockroach all day long and all you'll have is a warm cockroach. - Marty Leipzig

• 'Menacing atheists approach! Quick - hide the god, hide the god!' - Robert Curry
  'No, not there, they'll look there. Quick, behind the big bang, and pray they didn't bring Hawking with them!' - Hector Plasmic

• Atheism is no more a religion than abstinence is a form of drinking. - Marilyn Burge

• Stand in the sun from sun-up to sun-down and then try to say you didn't get mutated by the Ultraviolet-Radiation. - James Conwell

• Most white people can get seriously mutated by just 5 hours of constant direct sunlight. - James Conwell

• I'm a lot less judgemental than you. - Martin Goldberg
  I'll be the judge of that. - Marty Leipzig

• Yesterday, while I was drinking, you had me worried, but today I am sober, and can easily show how thin your position is. - Rick Vanderzwaag

• Self-performed abortions resulting in maiming and deaths was part of America's traditional family values for almost two hundbed years. - David Rice

• No need to pity me. Jesus gives me all the help I need. - Steve Bedard

• This line added to support David Rice's counting fetish. :-) - Robert Curry

• Your immortal soles, corns and all, are in danger of ever-lasting stewing in the Holy Bile! - David Rice

• If atheism is a religion, then health is a disease. - Clark Adams

• For the most part, atheists simply do not do good and ethical things. - Jesse C. Jones (the fundy has no clothes)

• We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases. - PATRICK HAYDEN

• Freedom to engage in voluntary school sacrifices. - Hector Plasmic

• Those menacing atheists with their dangerous questions are coming! Run for your lives! - Robert Curry

• Here, stand behind my Blasphemy Shield! - Hector Plasmic

• If you get all bent out of shape reading this, I DARE YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG!!!! Otherwise fuck off - Rick Vanderzwaag

• Besides being wrong, he's probably a chicken shit too. - Kirby Nixon

• If accepted I have plans to gather a group of explorers, set out for foreign soil and tame the savages and goatanize them. - Michael Malone

• NAH NAH NNNah nah.... - Joe Savelli

• Once more: your question is stupid, and I will not answer it. - Jesse C. Jones

• Whoever needs psychologists needs their head examined. - Marty Leipzig

• Homosexuality and liberalism IS evil... Both are destined to fail... - Joe Savelli

• though we do not accept homosexuals into the church that does not make us bigots - Dan Lafferty

• These experiments weren't conducted by Joe Blow these people know what they are talking about. you don't! - Keith Jones

• Butting heads with fundies is best left to Goats - Styx Allum

• We're unravelling your clown suit right now - Steve Quarrella

• Once more: your question is stupid, and I will not answer it. - Jesse C. Jones

• May Dopefish not pee in your wheaties. - Steve Quarrella

• Good grief. Guess he's never read the bible he is thumping. - David Rice

• The wheels of scientific inquiry and discovery are greased by caffeine. - Marty Leipzig

• In the beginning was the Word... - Steve Bedard
  And the word is destroy the non-believers... - Dan Ceppa

• How about informing us then what the Muslim view of sex is? - Steve B.
  That depends upon whether the camel is standing or sitting down. - Fred R.

• What did you expect in Hell? Altar boys and holy water??? - C. B.

• WINE: A fermented concoction of the Devil, drunk by Christians during Communion. - Marty Leipzig

• It's the thinking about things that's dangerous to christianity. - jonny vee

• Light doesn't care what time it is. - David Bloomberg

• That's it for now. I must get back to a real world. - James Randi.

• You must learn to over-come gravity. It is plain to see you have never had an erection. - Joe Schultz

• HolySmoke: 'A drive-by shooting on the information superhighway.' - Marty Leipzig

• Just shut up and sit back down and ride the bus like the rest of us. - Patrick Humphrey

• Ok, you win. You proved that your god it the best there ever was at hid n' seek. Now, trot him out here so that we can give him his reward. - Dan Ceppa

• Drunk or sober, it makes no difference, my position has been consistent throughout all of my postings. - Rick Vanderzwaag

• 'Jews are only good for one thing, bringing in as a sacrifice unto the Lord.' - Pat Robertson.

• Decyphering your witicism requires a research library and a grant from a foundation. - David Rice

• We're gonna turn the HOLYSMOKE echo into a GIANT MUD PIT! - Amy Anderson-Coffin

• I say let's keep God (ie the Lord) out of the public schools, if for no other reason than to protect children from a faith worse than death. - Robert Schubert

• Sounds like a bunch of self-deluded sodomites to me. - Charlie J. Ray

• I figure if they wanted to keep the bridge, they wouldn't have left it out in the forest all night. - Unknown

• 1 Sam 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. - Christian Family Values

• 'The residential apartment complex's first floor was leveled in the earthquake...crushing many penises in the process.' - Steve Rose

• As for the road map, those roads are paved with the bodies of more than one person who died not for your religion, but because of it. - Dan Ceppa

• At which point would you like me to start over? - Dave Schultz
  Oh, when the doctor first spanked your ass would be a good place. - S.R.

• This is the A_THEIST echo-- we don't do sodomy(s) here. :-) - David Rice

• 'Obviously your ignorance of western civilization is lacking.' - Charlie J. Ray

• ...you have willingly joined the legion of Satans's angels. - Ron Ballew

• I don't want a couple of skunks fighting over your ears in my backyard. :) - Steve Quarrella

• No, I'm not a fundy. - Johnny Mckinney

• If you are an Atheist, then you have already joined their camp of willing slaves. - David Stoddard

• I deleted the bible because I needed the room for all of my Satanic literature - David Rice

• The Bible says 'Hate black SKIN not the black person.' - David Rice

• All the gut-wrenching irony of America's low prioritization of education is present in your origin line. - Fredric Rice

• Though you're wrong, I must admit that I like your spirit! The willingness to defend unsupportable posistions is something to be admired! - Fredric Rice (C&S forum)

• "I have become quite tired of people blaming Christianity for the many atrocities that have been committed in the NAME of Christianity." --- A Stupid Fundy
  "I have become quite tired of people blaiming Nazi fascism for the dr many atrocities that have been committed in the NAME of Nazism." --- David Rice

• A year long global flood? Sure...Why is there no evidence then? - Martin Leipzig
  Umm... 'the evidence was destroyed in the flood.' - Styx Allum

• 'The Christian glories in the death of a pagan, because thereby Christ himself is glorified.' - Saint Bernard of Clairvaux

• You are comparing assholes and oranges. - Don Martin

• Pssss! Jesus is dead. Pass it on. - David Rice

• If the women would stay at home and take care of the kids, we wouldn't be having this mess! - Shawn Swanner

• May they suffer the agonies of their sins and wail in pain as the burning fires of hell consume their flesh. I only wish I could be there to light the oven, to be honest. - William Stone

• i think you should read the bible again, only this time, close your eyes. - Scott Charles (A Christian, BTW)

• I wonder if Jesse would do jury duty, or does being a lawyer disqualify one for a position that requires honest and unbiased judgement of evidence? - jonny vee

• The rules here seem non-exsistant. Are there any rules? - Raven Still Yes, but no one can prove they exist. - Rob Vanderkam

• I have no need to read a science fiction novel. - Johnny Mckinney

• Myth-making is a political fact; Myth-breaking is a courageous act. - Tim Newfields

• Really, I want the wife to pull the fucking trigger on me if I do that. - Steve Quarrella

• ... 'Dave, my mind. It's going. Hey! Let me tell you about Jesus.' 'Hello, Dr Chandra. Have you heard the word of god today?' - unknowns

• Ft. Smith, Arkansas? Let me guess. The eldest male in your household is referred to as 'Uncle Dad'. - Marty Leipzig

• Their evidence is based on faith in radiometric dating, Big Bang, Charles Darwin, and other sources. Mine is from the Bible. - Cory Benavides

• I have not ignored your wife. - Jesse C. Jones

• Just because he's causing us eternal torment doesn't mean he can't also be environmentally friendly. - Derek Clayton

• [I] have some time available to attempt gently correcting the nasty enemies of God in this echo. - Richard Thorneycroft

• Before I became a Christian, I was an occultist. - Bill Simotti

• When they stop calling me a 'fundy,' I'll stop calling them heathens. - Jesse C. Jones

• Oh, what the hell, please just kill yourself now. - Kirby Nixon

• One would no more join Christianity to show love and acceptance than one would become a Nazi to show racial tolerance. - Kelsey Bjarnason

• Try again, Kim. Only next time, try the truth instead of a lie. - David Rice

• I am a humble servant of the Lord. Those who work in opposition to God are enemies of God. - Richard Thorneycroft

• God does not like to be told he does not exist. - Richard Thorneycroft

• Please, for kryst sake, slit your wrists already. - Kirby Nixon

• One does not have to be stupid to believe. - Kim Kelley

• Spare me the chirping birds and pretty flowers crap. - QUENTIN FAI

• Next, you're probably going to have Noah bending fish to get them on the ark, aren't you? - Shelby Sherman

• There are too many air conditioned dog houses in the world. - Dan Lafferty

• Are you yet another product of 'home schooling'? - J.J. Hitt

• 'Then began a long and bloody crusade to win back the Holy Tag Line from the infidels who had occupied it for so long...' - Fredric Rice

• Rest asured that I __will__ hack and chop by way through as many innocents as it takes to restore my religions' good name! - Fred Rice

• Then the aunt saying to my mother that there was no choice and that the 'child' would HAVE to go. - Dusty James, 1:375/60 (SRA forum)

• Come for me, pink boy. - Kelsey Bjarnason

• You're threatening to attack someone with an onion. - J.J. Hitt

• An argument for limited omniscience could be made. - Dan Lafferty

• You have a problem being labeled findi yet you have no problem labeling people 'sinners' - Larry Sites

• When do you receive your Nobel Prize? - Marilyn Burge

• A group of nicely dressed people eating out on a Saturday night. Sitting at the table and talking about their underware.... - J.J. Hitt

• Thanks for allow me to post this Fido News! - Martin Riley

• When I became a Christian, I found myself in a dilemma. - Johnny Mckinney

• A 'higher level of biblical argument' is rather like a 'more sophisticated barroom brawl'. - Simon Ewins

• Not to mention the redoubtable Zip-Loc principle. When it turns green, quit already! - Don Martin

• I am telepathic. I am greatly feared by many who I have demonstrated the ability to. They run like hell and stay as far away from me as they can. - Pat Parrinello

• He's showing signs of CranialRectumitas, for which the only known cure is a good swift kick in the pants. - David Strickland

• It is not I who has been brainwashed. (To whom am I talking?) - Kim Kelley

• you heathens will distort anything in order to attack me. - Jesse C. Jones

• IT'S A COOKBOOK! IT'S A COOKBOOK! - Marty Leipzig

• I live to defend in this scum hole. - Richard Thorneycroft (HolySmoke)

• How dare you. - Richard Thorneycroft

• I've met guys and gals that clean animal cages who say they are 'scientists'. - Richard Thorneycroft
  As an inmate? - Marty Leipzig

• You pompous twit and I suppose you will _enlighten_ me as to the true meaning of TEAR A NEW ONE. - Richard Thorneycroft

• Instead of the mandatory moment of silence, how about a mandatory moment of science? - Marty Leipzig

• If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. - Starwyn

• Pagans were Atheists. - Kim Kelley

• God doesn't believe in atheists - Johnny Mckinney
  Good, perhaps he'll leave us alone, now. - Dan Ceppa

• ARE THE MAJORITY OF YOU PEOPLE BABY RAPERS only held back from your demented idealisms of torture and mayhem because of the constraints ordained in the constitution? - David Stoddard

• ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE WHO GOES AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOODS STEALING THE CHILDREN OF ALL YOU SUSPECT ARE CHRISTIAN? - David Stoddard

• IT IS RELIGIONS THAT INSTILL A MORAL VALUE INTO THE HEARTS OF PEOPLE TO CONTROL THEIR HATREDS AND TO CONVERT THOSE FEELINGS INTO MORAL VALUES OF LOVE AND COMPASSION AND CHARITY: - David Stoddard

• ARE YOU THE SORT OF PERSON WHO LIKES TO CUT OFF BODY PARTS AND EAT THEM IN FRONT OF YOUR VICTIMS? - David Stoddard

• ARE YOU WILLING TO SUBJECT ALL PEOPLE WHO OPPOSE YOUR VIEWS TO YOUR TORTURES? EVEN IF THEY ARE YOUR OWN CHILDREN? - David Stoddard

• As you are made in your creator's image, it proves that god is a babbling idiot. - Dan Ceppa

• For your enlightenment, my statements are serious. - Trent Hall

• '...to me an open mind is like a locked door with a welcome mat in front of it; rather than flinging open the door and proclaiming, as some do: 'Come on in! There's no one home!'' - Marty Leipzig

• 'How many vertebrae do you have? Oh? You've never seen them? Then you don't have any, you spineless piece of shit.' - J.J. Hitt

• 'I'll leave when you stop believing in evolution, and NOT before.' - Deeann Gatchell

• If you just turned down your intellect just a little bit, and looked at the situation with your heart, you would see that he is truly there. - Shawn Swanner

• Thrusting in him and having a simply DIVINE relationship - Al Tufano

• Oh come on Kim. You can't possibly be that intractibly stupid. - Gary Glunz

• You mean... fundy's are HUMAN??? I thought they were part of some government funded genetic experiment to test the limits of stupidity.. - Drew Webber

• People bitch about 'how bad our kids are today.' Bullshit! Look at the PARENTS! The parents are failing their kids as well, not just the kids failing their parents. - David Rice

• We were blood brothers, pals forever. He was my very best friend. Nobody else could see him. I now know he was just pretend. - Dan Barker

• Sagan say's there ain't no God but Sagan himself. - Pat Parrinello

• I`m highly offended, being a christian - Spanky Scott

• 'An it harm none, nuke the fuckers 'til they glow shalt be the whole of the Law.' - David Rice

• it's much easier to overcome a chemical addiction than a mental one. - Christopher Baker

• 'Who beta tested Preparations A through G?' - Marilyn Burge 'Some assholes.' - J.J. Hitt

• I saw God and the Devil several times during the '70s. - jonny vee

• ... Married life presupposes the power of the husband over the wife and children, and subjection and obediance of the wife to the husband. - Pope Pius XI, _Casti Connubii_

• Mind you the devil works in mysterious ways (did I get that right?). - Simon Ewins

• Christians steal and then kill Jewish infants, cut open their bowels, and read the future in the entrails. - David Rice

• The KNEES! You forgot the KNEES! If he wanted Mankind to kneel, he would have made it more-comfortable, no? :) - Scot Vertullo

• Why don't you just swim out 'til you find him??? - David Worrell

• If only earthquakes would hit every major city at the same time, the world would be a nice place for a couple days - Shawn Swanner

• Jesus wouldn't last long in HolySmoke. - Fredric Rice

• As far as 'making the world a better place...' we don't do that here. - Fredric Rice

• When there is one critical thinker left walking around the world, the foolish can't rest easy knowing that they look foolish - justifiably so - to that one. - Fredric Rice

• Have a nice day sir. I sure hope the AIDS virus doesn't take you away soon. - George Boyles

• The only reason a man would be for abortion is that he would know that he wouldn't get 'stuck' with the bills. - Kim Kelley

• you refuse to understand evolution because the fact of evolution places all responsibility to be worthy as a human squarely upon YOUR shoulders. - David Rice

• It does not take a complex to know that I am persecuted in this conference. - Jesse C. Jones

• Jesse, please stop squirming. Where having a hard time trying to get the bonfire lit. - Dan Ceppa

• Johnny, you really must realize that without any evidence to support your claims, what you say is indistinguishable from the ramblings of a madman, save that your mental illness is socially acceptable. - Tyler A. Wunder

• Anyone who is not a true Christian, is by default, Satanic. - Steve Winter

• The milieu here is like a gang rape by a bunch of maladjusted teenaged boys whose hormones have gone mad. - Jesse C. Jones (Heathens)

• You've just blown your only chance at salvation. See you in Hell. - John Silvester

• I want crystals, dammit...tell me where they are you old geezerly rockpicker. - Jesus Christ

• the most rationalistic skeptic, the most wicked and profane and vile, will all one day bow their knees and proclaim that He is the Lord of all! - Johnny Mckinney

• Love you? I don't even like you. - Jesus

• The Gods and The Prophets sit so patiently waiting for the bartender to pour the wine. - Peter Cassell Leon

• Is it true that 25% of your gender is gay? - George Boyles

• Read John Dominic Crossan's 'Jesus - A Revolutionary Biography'. -- John Musselwhite
  I haven't got the time. - Stephen Jones
  Of course... you have the time to spread superstition but not the time to understand where it comes from. - John Musselwhite

• I have no animals or slime in my ancestory. - Deeann Gatchell Your descendants wont be able to make that claim. - J.J. Hitt

• I got into this echo by mistake - George Boyles

• This echo is abomination. This echo is also filled with those who will one day bend their knee to Jesus Christ and call him Lord, whether they like it or not! And to think how much fun I'm gonna have fun watching you say it. - Martin Riley

• It's rather like having Freedie Kruger babysit children. Or asking Pee Wee Herman to teach human sexuality. Or asking Jim Bakker to be treasurer of the United States. Or asking Jim Jones to look over the refreshments. - Fredric Rice

• 'I am saved.' From what? Having to think for yourself? - Fredric Rice

• Do you have a single SHRED OF EVIDENCE?? Or are you just going to spew scripture like a busted shitpipe? - Gary Glunz

• They live very dark, disgusting lives. - Shawn Swanner

• I wet the bed. Often. What can I do? Will prayer help me? - Kirby Nixon

• Maybe Heisenberg has Him in a headlock... He can select the denomination of a church or target a particular city, but not both. - jonny vee

• I was an atiest for over 20 years but I am now a committed Christian. - Kevin Sinclair

• The so-called psychic powers are not of the person, but are manifested through an evil spititual entity to take control over people. - Rob Bamford

• I have a recurring nightmare about being a patient in my own ER. - Martin Goldberg

• Psychiatrists are in business for one reason only, to control or kill as many beings as possible. - Scott Rider

• Pray for his soul. - Jesse C. Jones

• we are a part of nature, not the masters of it. - jonny vee

• You must want the Barney conference down the hall. - David Worrell

• 'Who fought the Gorgon Medussa?' - Marshall Shapiro
  'Perseus. But some of his buddies got stoned in the process.' - Marty Leipzig

• Better latent than never. - Robin Williams

• You can believe that cheese sandwiches hold political convictions for all anyone cares. - Simon Ewins

• This is an evil place, Marilyn. - Jesse C. Jones (Talking about HolySmoke)

• S.G.A. BBS in Batesville, Arkansas is not carrying this echo. We look forward to some very interesting discussions. - Gary Isaac

• You probably think 'The Gaza Strip' is a table dance in Tel Aviv. - Marty Leipzig

• And then I slug him for touching me. I don't allow ANYONE to touch me. Maybe he can heal my bed-wetting problem at a distance? - David Rice

• Die, you twisted little monkey. - Fredric Rice

• If your thoughts don't evolve, you don't have thoughts, you have programming. - Daniel Doran

• Indeed, if there were no God, I would _have_ to be selfish, I believe, because there would be no one else watching out for me, and no reason to put anyone or anything ahead of me. - Jesse C. Jones

• It amazes me that you fundies think that humans need a reason to be human. We _are_ human... - Hector Plasmic

• The holocaust is a Jewish hoax. - Larry Rollins

• Our job is to tell the Good News-so here is the Good News... homosexuality is a sin! - Mark Fox

• It's easy to understand 'the Holocaust,' with jews like goldberg. - John Prentiss

• So, how come there are no 'talking snakes' nowadays? - Scot Vertullo
  Because you are not righteous enough to hear them talk... - Raoul Newton

• I believe that God does inflict His presense upon the earth. - Steve Bedard

• You don't need 'faith' to believe Richard Dawkins; you need an education. - Don Martin

• Take away the intimidation of children-sexual, mental and emotional-and watch church membership drop. - Don Martin

• You heathens hold court here viciously attacking anyone who dares to profess religious faith. - Jesse C. Jones

• Dr. Goldberg, I suspect that Fundie Implosive Syndrome is imminent, and there is nothing we can do but try our best to make the patient as uncomfortable as possible while the disease takes its course. - jonny vee

• The fossil record does not support evolution. - Raoul Newton

• Laugh my tush off as i watch you burn in the Christian hell forever. - Raoul Newton

• So why do you stick around? - Steve Quarrella
  To combat the evil. - Jesse C. Jones

• I am not a Christian, I am a Goatee. If I die, I just die, and if I live, I live on a chair in front of my computer. :) - QUENTIN FAI

• Aieeeee! I've been debunked! Mother! Mommy!!!! .....I'm melting....melting.... meltinnnnng.... - J.J. Hitt

• Ah, yes, taglines. The last chance to really piss off someone. - Marty Leipzig

• Now, you can go, put on a costume and dance around a tree but for myself and my house, we will serve the Lord! - Don Geser

• it's that the power you worship is an inept, defeated, dog. - Don Geser

• God is cool! - Thomas Baird
  Yep. Three degrees Kelvin. - Tetzel

• They are really pro-murder forces that supports the murder of babies against the will of the mother, before and after birth. - Raoul Newton

• You heathens hold court here viciously attacking anyone who dares to profess religious faith. Like an adolescent gauntlet, each has his own mode of attack, and each squeals in delight at the others' supposed conquests. - Jesse C. Jones

• If a person's personal religious beliefs are sacred, they should not be peddled door-to-door like Girl Scout Cookies. - Marilyn Burge

• So why not just kill him and forget it? That's what I did. - guess

• Another disenfranchised quasibiped from the MTV school of debate. - Marty Leipzig

• You got to remember, though, that if locusts and other animals are unclean, where did they come from? How could a perfect god make vile creatures that his pets couldn't touch? - Dan Ceppa
  Maybe they were a by product of creation? - Bill Wolff

• You know next to nothing about the theory like every other Fundie I've run across before you. - George Rudzinski. Then you obviously have meet some very knowledgeable fundies. - Raoul Newton

• If one wants definitive idiocy one must seek out the ultimate idiot. - Simon Ewins

• You continue to lie like a cheap throw rug. - Marty Leipzig

• yet the Resus monkey can hold a conversation in English once his vocal cords are alterd - Dan Lafferty

• Humanism is a very evangelical religion after the control of the world. - Mark Fox

• What is more important to you, the basis of ethics or that they exist? - Simon Ewins

• Ok, name on person that has witnessed a Monkey turn into a man. - Chris Vetter

• Sorry, my fault. I'll keep your limitations in mind when posting. - Charles Nagy
  If I kept yours in mind, I'd have to post in crayon. - Marty Leipzig

• ROFL!!! [thump!] [thump!]......... I just laughed my nuts off. - QUENTIN FAI

• Here...have an after-life. Sit up, boy...sit up!' - Steve Rose

• Did Galileo give up the Catholic faith even in the face of persecution and the threat of excommunication? I think not. - Charlie Ray
  ...instead of giving up the faith, he gave up the truth. - Don Martin

• Sorry, but science of today is a fraud. - Ra-ul Newt-n

• How did life start besides the common atheist belief that shit happens? - Bill Wolff

• Are you just naked, or are you naked for Jesus?

• That proliferative query is as ambiguious as your probable parentage. - Fredric Rice

• Santan uses them well, wouldn't you agree? - Chris Vetter

• They will murder a living baby outside of the womb by lethal injection. - Raoul Newton

• adultery is O.K., - Charlie J. Ray
  I've tried it, and I'd say it was 'so-so,' not 'okay.' - David Rice

• Homosexuality is O.K. - Charlie J. Ray

• Hell! Jesus isn't even as popular as WordPerfect! - J.J. Hitt

• Oh wait! I feel the spirit of the lord pounding against my heart again! Nope. False alarm. Carry on. }:-} - Fredric Rice

• You are completely unsullied by the ravages of intelligence. - Marty Leipzig

• By the way, I could prove Carl Sagan wrong, but what would it get me? - Bill Wolff
  Debunked, as usual. - Marty Leipzig

• Ssshhhh! People are discovering that you're an imbecile. - Simon Ewins

• On average, how many times a day does someone smack you on the head? - Simon Ewins

• You do realize that this echo has made me into this twisted, vile fiend that now stands before you. - Drew Webber (HolySmoke) }:-}

• Any lie is better than none. - Raoul Newton (fundi)

• Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.) - Simon Ewins

• I am not a bozo - Dan Lafferty

• Debate about this is irrelevant. - John Prewett (Thinks JFK will come back to life and he, together will Henry Kissinger, will dominate the world as an 'anti-christ.')

• Why continue to debate such a mute point. - Chris Vetter

• We have far too many lawyers in the United States for anything approaching justice to ever be served. - Fredric Rice

• Because Moses neglected to circumcize his son God sought to Kill Him! - Thad Foster

• I can't think of any come-back to his cutting, witty, slaying 'I'm-leaving-now-so-there!' rebuttal. - David Rice

• No one ever dies, their interupts just get masked. - J.J. Hitt

• The rightous remain memory resident forever, the wicked are saved to punched tape. - J.J. Hitt

• The punched dead are then sent to the Lord of Off-Site Storage: SA/TAN (Sequential Access / Tape Archive Nexus) SA/TAN was once a trusted and useful servant, but he lost parity. - J.J. Hitt

• Yes, but guessing such counterintuitive facts as the world is round is pretty far-fetched. - Michael Hardy (A fundie)

• I have seen and heard Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness. - Ric Remington

• What is your beliefs and observations on the infiltration of gays into the American Church. - Eric Grabowsky (Homophobic fundie)

• The 'International Zionist Conspiracy,' is taking over the world. - Gerald Norris

• I didn't join the Human race - I was drafted. - Fredric Rice

• Does that include those who sacrificed their first born children, or just the ones who eat their enemies. - Jesse Hornbacher

• AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it Is God's punishment for the society that Tolerates Homosexuals. - Jerry Falwell

• I didn't make this up, it says this in the Bible. - Chris Vetter

• Laws of nature only exist once observed. - Jesse Hornbacher

• The comments by some people on this echo are such that God shows mercy by not striking them dead. - Phil Morrison (HOLYSMOKE forum)

• It's no more harmful to know there are gays living together than for an Orthodox Jew to know people eat pork. - Karen Davis

• Your defense of homosexuals is good practice for the day when your defense is more personal. - John Passaniti

• Newtonian gravity was rejected in place of Einstein's theory. - Jesse Hornbacher

• Time to grease my AK-47 and head on down to the kindergarten. Just like it says to in the NT. - John Prewett

• Then... Then! That's when I start to experience these black outs. I wake up in the organ loft of some church, blood stains all over me, shirt missing, hair a mess, and three days have gone by! And I don't know HOW I GOT THERE!' - Fred Rice

• Yes, it DOES require faith to actively disbelieve in Santa Claus. - Michael Hardy

• No new life forms are appearing anywhere in the world that came from other life forms (i.e. rabbits becoming dogs or whatever) - Ray Speakmon

• 'If they come at you with a machine gun, you can walk right up to it and it won't hurt you.' - Marion 'Pat' Robertson. (Jan 1, 1980)

• You're debunked. Just stand there and bleed a little. - David Rice

• Remember homosexuality is NOT about love - it is all aabout sex. Period! - George Noonan

• Then Hector, after I stuff it, would you please kiss my Holy, royal red American, Christian ass? Then I will do like Jesus said, I will turn the other cheek so you can kiss it to, you pompous little geek. - Johnny Mckinney

• God is experiential. - Michael Hardy

• Show me one thing in the universe, just one, only one, which is unchanging. - Jesse Hornbacher The ignorance of Creationists. - David Rice

• Please don't be blinded by the truth!' - Mike Salva (to David Rice)

• I, as an Elder in His church, have the authority and power of God.' - Ric Remington [Mormon]

• I am condemning no one. The homosexual who sexually practices his homosexuality condemns himself.' - Jim Staal

• I would give all I owned to the Church. I know Jesus Christ directs the affairs of the Church and would without question give it all. - Ric Remington (Mormon)

• I've noticed the distinct lack of civility in here. - Rick Mcfarlane
  So what did you expect, a fucking door prize? - Robert Curry

• I have God himself. - Rick Gordon

• Be blessed. - Marguerite Kendall
  Bite me. - Drew Webber

• Personally, I vote that there be fines and arrests for consenting adults if they are not married-heterosexual or otherwise. - Mark Fox

• Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced an inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites. To support roguery and error all over the earth.' - Thomas Jefferson, 'Notes on Virginia'

• '...this would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it.' - John Adams

• The story of Jesus Christ appearing after he was dead is the story of an apparition, such as timid imaginations can always create in vision, and credulity believe. Stories of this kind had been told of the assassination of Julius Caesar...' - Thomas Paine

• 'The study of theology, as it stands in the Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authority; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion.' - Thomas Paine

• 'As I understand the Christian religion, it was, and is, a revelation. But how has it happened that millions of fables, tales, legends, have been blended with both Jewish and Christian revelation that have made them the most bloody religion that ever existed?' - John Adams, letter to F.A. Van der Kamp, Dec. 27, 1816

• 'But a short time elapsed after the death of the great reformer of the Jewish religion, before his principles were departed from by those who professed to be his special servants, and perverted into an engine for enslaving mankind, and aggrandizing their oppressors in Church and State.' - Thomas Jefferson, to S. Kercheval, 1810

• 'History I believe furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance, of which their political as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purpose.' - Thomas Jefferson, to Baron von Humboldt, 1813

• 'Creeds have been the bane of the Christian church ... made of Christendom a slaughter-house.' - Thomas Jefferson, to Benjamin Waterhouse, Jun. 26, 1822

• Hence the idol worshipers don't have a purpose to live anymore, therefore they can be declared by God deserving of capitol punishment. - Jesse Hornbacher (speaking about justification for murder people and rape of virgin girls if a deity say's it's okay.)

• It's gods all the way up, turtles all the way down. - David Rice

• I was merely trying to get him to see a way out of homosexuality if he should ever choose to. - Johnny Mckinney

• The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it. - P. B. Medawar

• 'SIN' is a purely religious concept. To those of us who have no religion, sin doesn't exist except as an abstract theoretical concept. - Kelsey Bjarnason

• Scot, since you are a homosexual, I would guess you have no experience to comment on 'twats' since you have probably never see one. - Johnny Mckinney

• Blah Blah Blah... Teach religion to child I think is different than sodomizing them. - Joe Savelli

• Unless you think that sodomizing children is a better alternative to teaching a religious belief. - Joe Savelli

• If we didn't have the 10 commandments, the human race would have never survived. - Johnny Mckinney

• It's OK to be a christian as long as you don't practice christianity. - jonny vee

• Would you like references, or will you just concede that you're full of shit? - Hector Plasmic

• Find God? Why? Did she leave Pluto? - Robert Curry

• What hubris, to think that your taunts would cause me to invade the privacy of my friends. - Jesse C. Jones

• Why don't you just hang a sign around your neck that says 'STUPID'? - Styx Allum

• The only thing I ask of them is don't force their ignorance on me. - Charlie Ray Understood. You have all the ignorance you can handle as it is. - Sandy Doonan

• your correct we would'nt know if we didn't exist . - John Bilbao

• I am free to think any way I please. I Corinthians 6:12. - Jim Staal

• Did you have a point to make (hopefully one which doesn't call for dead presidents rising from their graves to destroy the world - ROFL!)? - Hector Plasmic to John Prewett

• Nutball scum of a feather flock together. - David Rice

• I can't help but comment that it looks to me like your goat is tied up in Mr. Rice's back yard. - Jonny Vee

• I'LL PRAY FOR YOU, BUT NOT IN PUBLIC OF COURSE. - Clint Micheau

• Aw, c'mon. The Inquisition wasn't nearly as bad a George Bush. - Martin Goldberg

• From beginning to end, there's one unfolding story of God's plan of salivation for mankind. - Marguerite Kendall

• It also proves that they pick and choose from the bible as if it were a menu in a Chinese restaurant. - Scot Vertullo

• JESUS LIVES and he even died for the homosexual... - Nathan Dutton

• ...the existence of fools doesn't say much about the existence of gods. - Hector Plasmic

• I want it stopped now. - Marguerite Kendall

• Faith fills the fundy head...where facts and knowledge fear to tread. - Steve Rose

• No, these things all happened because you shouted it out that you were gay. If you had kept it to yourself, these things would not have happened to you, now would they. - Jim Staal

• Blatant self-inflicted punishment...such as having to read your posts. - Steve Rose
  I believe God had it planned for you to read them all along. - Nathan Dutton

• We're all gonna die one way or another. - John Prewett
  Why don't you just give yourself a Remington tonsillectomy then? - Shelby Sherman

• So many of the others here with higher education are atheists that I have a tendency to discount higher education. - Jim Staal

• -- Atheists. I hope they rot in Hell. Hey they don't worry about it! - Charles Baldo

• You could have chosen to be respectable. You could have become a priest and just been satisfied to pork an alter boy every now and then. - Jack O'Neill

• If you had just stayed home in your closet, they would never have known that you are Black, (oh wait, that wasn't it), Jewish?, ... I forgot, what is your crime? - Jack O'Neill

• I've worked with the mentally retarded that were saved. - Ken Wiens

• God never intended for there to be sex with the same race. - Steve Lew

• Grasp your earlobes between your thumb and forefinger of each hand. Pull downward gently. But be sure to close your eyes tightly. Becuase when your head pops out of your ass, the light will blind you. - J.J. Hitt

• My kids are the four-legged kind. - Marguerite Kendall

• Now, if Foxtrot would like to have his head handed to him yet again, let him post his drivelous rantings and I will oblige in his verbal decapitation. - Marty Leipzig

• God loves you. He can free you from the horrible temptations of your social disorder. - Johnny Mckinney (Talking about homosexuality)

• I get jumped on, on a regular basis. - Marguerite Kendall

• All the evidence indicates that the universe is simply about 15 billion years old, and that's that. - Hector Plasmic Please provide evidence that the earth is 15 billion years old. - Johnny Mckinney

• A bold necrophile named Gluck With the aid of a crowbar and luck Pulled off a slick heist From the tomb of J. Christ And took the corpse home for a fuck. - Don Martin

• Please take a number in the Martyr line and respond when your name is called. - Steve Rose

• Bow down and worship the idol rather than learn. - Matt Giwer

• One naive Christian does not make all Christians fools, Scot. - Charlie J. Ray Nor does one man like Adolph make all NAZIs bad people. - Dan Ceppa

• But no one has proved that the Bible is *not* God's Word, have they ? That's what I mean when I say that faith is more powerful than logic. - Edward Hopkins

• 'And you have no proof that the Mutant Cosmic Star Goat (Braise His Mane!!) didn't eat Yahweh, have Jesus for dessert, get really bad gas, and now you worship a smelly methane cloud.' - Quentin Fai

• You worship the torture instrument that your god allegedly died on, I'll worship the tree that it was fashioned from. - Mark Drake

• No doubt he would be in a better position that most to know if the Pope is a great whore or just an average whore. - David Rice

• Why buy toilet paper when bibles are given away free? - Robert Curry

• If history has shown us anything it is that believing in God seems to dull one's sense of justice. - Derek Clayton

• If you are gonna quote, try quoting what the _OTHER_ person said... - Dan Ceppa

• Besides, I was an atheist infidel; what could I possibly know about 'God'? - Marty Leipzig Show them the one you carved out of wood. . . . - David Rice

• 'I hereby call upon the hordes of Satan and all the Demons of Hell to bring utter damnation and static cling to your next load of laundry.' - Robert Curry

• There are alot of people on this board who will one day get the shock of their life when the are standing before God, and he reads back their posts, and asks them to give account of what they said. I wish I could be there.... - Doug Brewer

• The only fear of death that I have is the fear that whatever kills me is going to hurt like a sonuvabitch. - Quentin Fai

• He is going to be eaten by the Mutant Cosmic Star Goat. I only wish I could be there to serve the Diet Coke to wash him down with, to be perfectly honest. - Quentin Fai

• Have you chosen Satan as your leader? - Phil Morrison

• If I repent anything, it will probably be my good behavior. - Marty Leipzig

• Are you willfully cherishing known sin? - Phil Morrison Nah....I've been looking for new ones... - Gwenny The Pooh

• ...we're having an orgy Friday and would like you to come.... oops, I made a pun... - Gwenny The Pooh

• 'Will do Satan's work for food.' - David Rice

• 'Close your eyes, click your heels together 3 times and yell IS NOT!!' - Quentin Fai

• COME ON!!!!!! LET'S SEE SOME SWEAT!!!!! PRRRRRRRRRRAY HARRRRRRDER!!! - Quentin Fai

• Or perhaps you would just prefer a moment of silence, in which those who may be members of Santeria can sacrifice their animals in peace?' - Preston Simpson

• We'll get his clown suit off some day, I promise you. - Steve Quarrella

• Hey, man, that's straight from satan's hell. - Phil Morrison

• FUCK YOU ATHEIST! WHEN I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, I'LL DRIVE A PITCHFORK THROUGH THAT EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS, YOU ARROGANT PIG! - Christopher Calabrese

• WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, AND ARE GOING TO PERMANENTLY SUFFER DOWN THERE. AND I'LL BE LAUGHING AT ALL THE ATHEIST BASTARDS IN THIS ECHO, WHEN I'M UP IN HEAVEN. - Christopher Calabrese

• EVERYONE FROM THE SOUTH IS GUILTY OF INCEST. - Christopher Calabrese

• You and all the other atheists in this echo are all sloth pigs, who don't give a damn about life, and are going nowhere in it. - Christopher Calabrese

• ATHEIST. I'm going to love waving to you when you go to hell, and i'm in heaven. - Christopher Calabrese

• And when you go to hell, i'll get the last laugh! - Christopher Calabrese

• No. 2 Thou shall not use thy lord's name in vein. - Christopher Calabrese (a fundy)

• I have exsanguinated you: dry up and blow away like a good hollow shell. - David Rice

• Who needs a mind when one has a bible? - David Rice

• You are nothing but a stupid atheist pig, with the IQ of a democrat. - Christopher Calabrese

• You are nothing but a stupid atheist pig, with the IQ of a democrat. - Christopher Calabrese

• It's what the world needs most: a God that TASTES GOOD. - J.J. Hitt

• It's a fool's errand to be sure, but I think you're just the right individual for that task. - Marty Leipzig

• Disbelief in religions does not constitute a religion any more than disbelief in UFOs constitutes a space program. - Larry Haftl. 1:152/11

• I had two margaritta's, and was eyeing the women like a deer eyes oncoming headlights. - David Rice

• Even if she WAS going to beam me aboard her spaceship and make a present of me to her leather-clad butch dyke master to vivisect me like a lab rat for her species' tests and her sadistic pleasure, any friend is better than none. - David Rice

• Trust me when I tell you that if I know I'll end up in a mason jar on a shelf in a museum orbiting Pluto, I'll still follow a woman around a barroom like a cur follows a bitch in heat. Honest. - David Rice

• I think this is plenty of evidence backing up my hypothesis that your family tree does not fork. - Ryan Shaw

• Creationist: 'Why yes. Rome _was_ built in a day.' - Fredric Rice

• If Noah couldn't have gotten all 'those' animals in the ark.... then how do they exist? - John Clifton

• Would you like to concoct another opinion and stuff it down Hawking's throat? - Hector Plasmic

• Do you have any evidence that Wiccans or Pagans eat people, Jesse? - Fredric Rice
  Read up on Africa. It might be an education for you. - Jesse Hornbacher

• This echo is going to be used to greatly spread faith in Christ. There are going to be some fanatic HolySmoke anti-Christers that are going to be transformed into rabid Christers. - John Prewett

• And the blood & sap of endangered species splattered on the fenders. - David Rice

• I still wonder why natural selection has not yet found you and corrected its great mistake. - Marty Leipzig

• Hmm. I talked with a man Tuesday night who was dead a week before. He's one of my clients.... And I did talk to him in ICU at Baptist Hospital East. - Trent Hall

• We'll have to slaughter innocent people who show how godly we are. - Fredric Rice

• 'You say 'You're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists ...' - nonsense! I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the anti-Christ!' - PAT ROBERTSON

• . . . Fuck, I'll come right out and say it: I'd very much -love- to put a woman over my knees and spank her round, soft, warm, firm butt until it's blushing pink and stinging smartly. There! I said it, and I'm -glad- I said it. It's 100% true. - David Rice

• I spayed my pet back in '75. Sex is still just fine, thankyou. - Jim Staal

• What's wrong with Fundies? - Bruce Kazee
  Not a thing. Unlike clay pigeons, they are capable of making amusing howls whilst being shot down. HolySmoke would not be a better place without them any more than a shooting gallery would be improved by removing all the little tin ducks. - Don Martin

• 2 Kings 6:28 And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow.

• 6:29 So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son.

• The truth that disturbs you must be dealt with somehow, so you call it bashing. - Robert Curry

• My self I would hump a camel before a Jewish female. - Jim Lammon As if either would have you. - Robert Curry

• I predict / prophecy in Jesus name that: John F. Kennedy will publicly reappear, amaze the world, take world power, and is in fact the 'beast' of the Revelation. - John Prewett

• New twist on the chicken or the egg question: which came first, the bible or the bigot? - ROB BURCHAM

• 'I was on my knees, doggie-style, with my feet hanging off the bed... He pulled his jogging suit down around his ankles and left his T-shirt on... He stuck it in and pumped a couple of time and pulled it out... He was very easy. A few pumps and that was it. He'd just moan, and as soon as he got done, he'd throw the rubber in the trash, tuck it in and walk out the door.' - Debra Murphree refering to Jimmy Swaggart (Penthouse magazine, July 1988)

• I bet you get upset at the Lucky Charms leprachaun doesn't leave enough blue stars in your cereal. - Dan Ceppa

• 'I asked him 'Do you want a date?' And he said, 'All I want to do is jack off awhile and look at your tits.' - Debra Murphree quoteing Jimmy Swaggart (Penthouse magazine, July 1988)

• When I seen him on TV, I'd mostly watch his motions, just to see how he acted. The same voice. I said 'God, what a freak. Kinky. Here he is up there preaching for all this money and when I see him, he's kinky and cheap.' - Debra Murphree refering to Jimmy Swaggart (Penthouse magazine, July 1988)

• When I first met him, he offered $10 to jack off, and I said 'No' and he said, 'But I'm going to do it myself. You won't have to touch me.' And I said 'No, I won't do nothing under $20. Even if you want to look at my titties, you have to give me $20'. - Debra Murphree refering to Jimmy Swaggart (Penthouse magazine, July 1988)

• Would you ever think about letting her watch us? - Debra Murphree, quoteing Jimmy Swaggart asking about her nine year old daughter. (Penthouse magazine, July 1988)

• He'd ask 'Have the cops been hot?' and sometimes I'd say 'Yes' and he'd get nervous and leave. - Debra Murphree, refering to Jimmy Swaggart (Penthouse magazine, July 1988)

• Running DOS on a system with 16 megs is like using the Bible as a guide for day to day life. - C. J. Henshaw

• 'assassinating his character'? Goat, man, his character has committed SUICIDE. - Preston Simpson

• 'He'd ask me if I'd ever let anyone screw my daughter when she was that young, and I said, 'No, She's only nine years old.' He asked me if she started developing [breasts] or if she had any hair down there. I said 'Nooo...' he even asked me if pussy was real tight or not... sometimes he used the word cunt... 'I can picture my cock going in and out of a pussy like that,' he said... I didn't know what to say. I though, 'This man's got to be sick.' - Debra Murphree detailing Jimmy Swaggart's interest in her 9 year old daughter. (Penthouse magazine, July 1988)

• Luke 14:26 is pretty good: 'Whoever comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and even life itself, cannot be my disciple.' (NRSV) See too, Matt. 19:29.

• Roger seems to have missed his sugar coating at his second birth. - Preston Simpson

• Some HolySmokers are putting God on trial. Therefore God exist. - John Prewett

• We wore cyanide detectors but by the time those things went off the alarm was only useful for locating your body. - George Rudzinski

• Feel free to debunk yourself.. - George Rudzinski

• Once you get married, it is her responsibility to keep you sexually satisfied. - Dr. (sic) James Robertson

• Sex outside of a Christian marriage is unsafe whether it is homosexual or not. - Dr. (sic) James Robertson

• Are you so cold and lonely that you want me to debunk the 'Meister track' just so you can bask in the warm glow of all that fundy nonsense going up in flames? - Marty Leipzig

• As long as there are exams, there will be prayer in schools! - William Putnam
  Studying for exams out performs prayers by 100%. - George Rudzinski

• In other words, Ken, Christianity is tailor-made for oppressing people, installing a rigid hierarchy amongst the populace, and then quelling any rebellion that might arise. It does this through the use of fear, misdirection, and outright lying in not a few instances. It is the perfect control mechanism against people who are denied intellectual freedom-and it does quite a good job of that. - Preston Simpson

• ...to debate Christianity does not mean that I am here to learn any truth contrary to my beliefs. - Kenneth Mcabee

• The Ringworld is unstable! - David Rice Why? - J. J. Hitt Early childhood trama. - David Rice

• 'Praying in churches hasn't improved society and praying in schools won't either.' - Ellen Johnson

• The study of geology is ok-But not when it contradicts what is laid out in the Bible that the earth is more than 10,000 years old. - Doug Lee

• The nuclear family has been decaying for decades. - Matt Giwer

• You _LEND_ books? I require that borrowers leave hostages in exchange. - J. J. Hitt.

• 'Gimme two pints of milk.' (Orderin' the quart) - Styx Allum

• Freedom of religion refers to denominations of the Christian faith, not spreading out a rug and praying to Allah or Satan. - James Robertson

• Picking my favorite Christian is like picking my favorite debilitating disease - David Worrell

• What you call a refusal to answer was a refusal to respond - Jesse C. Jones

• Gay people are worshipers of SATIN - Don Ward Some prefer silk. - Marty Leipzig

• I then proceed to explain that Christianity is the worse death cult ever inflicted upon humanity, and for some reason they take offense. - David Rice

• Please and What great feat have you done for mankind? - Don Ward
  For one thing, I've erased your message. - Marty Leipzig

• I learned from some of the best teaches around I suppose. - Johnny Henderson

• When it absolutely, positively HAS to be crucified, overnight. - Steve Rose

• A fool can find intelligence tomorrow. You will remain a fundy, forever. - Steve Rose

• What's the politically correct word for jack ass? - Steve Quarrella 'Speaker of the House.' - David Rice

• They (Creationists) have the same loss for words that afflicts a child who knows he's been caught in a blatant lie. - Al N

• The Cosmic Star Goat told us you would not provide evidence. - Dan Ceppa

• The 'baby' doesn't exist in Christanity. It was a myth designed to justify the bath water. - Fredric Rice

• I have never accepted the Ideal personally that gays have any rights and i never will. - Don Ward

• If it's truth that you want, we can help you to eliminate what is not. Process of elimination is better than elimination of process. - Styx Allum

• 'Evidence' is a dirty word if you don't have any. - Hector Plasmic

• I'll be satisfied when Jesus comes again and takes me away - Tenna Draper So will we all. - Steve Rose

• I'll be satisfied when Jesus comes again and takes me away from all these people who don't care. I expect him any day....actually. Watching for him on a daily basis, now. - Tenna Draper

• Nope. FidoNet Technical Standards require the final Origin line to be changed EACH TIME a message is sent back into an EchoMail Forum. - Sean Mccullough
  You ARE showing your ignorance. You really think I'm going to change my origin line every time I submit a message in the echo? Where did you find such a standard? - Greg Waggy

• To have an understanding of the universe one doesn't need scientific technology. - Andrew Conner (A New Age Creationist)

• Your own science has found fossilized fish on the tops of HIGH mountains. Do you think they took up mountain climbing some 70 gagillion years ago? - Greg Waggy (A New Age Creationist)

• If he were a lawyer, he'd work for the Enquirer. - Hector Plasmic

• It's a good thing I shook your cage and then jumped out of reach. The animals have found new and interesting things to do with their excrement. - Fredric Rice (To Bill Wolff)

• WARNING! Please go to your places and fasten your seat belts. A very possible fundy implosion is imminent.... This is NOT a drill!!!! - Dan Ceppa

• But loving a cat is not a sin. - Kevin Mckenzie
  It depends on wether you use duct tape or not. - J.J. Hitt

• ... Rush Limbaugh gay? That's enough to make homosexuals homophobic. - David Rice

• I didn't edit the message.... I simply substituted asterisks for a profanity. - Jim Cowan

• I'd rather go to heaven then to hell. - Kenneth Mcabee, Holysmoke 1995

• When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Quentin Fai I didn't know you are a lawyer. Wow! - David Rice

• ... Creationists: Transitional forms between idiots and morons.

• You are so full of religion that your eyes are brown. - Fredric Rice

• Pray for the salvation of all in this conference. - Jason Massey
  Please do. By the way, I'll be praying to Satan for your damnation. - David Rice

• Your zeal is worthy of a better cause. - Phil Morrison
  What better cause is there than freeing people from the mental slavery that you and your compatriots try to inflict upon them? - Preston Simpson

• Lie, Billy. Lie for the lord. - Martin Goldberg

• I'm quite comfortable with my mortality. It is the price of admission for living, and a very small price to pay. - George Rudzinski

• ... I am Khan of Borg. From hell's heart I assimilate thee..

• Try a Jihad with me, and you'll meet Allah quicker than you can spell Remmington. - George Rudzinski

• Take a hard look at the Grand Canyon. try to explain that through evolution. - Freddie Cash

• I give thanks to God for my limited mental capabilities... - Andrew Conner

• I'm deserving of death because of my Lord. - Jerry Wilcox

• Your messages have been getting out just fine - we've been ignoring you. - David Worrell

• FUCK OFF YOU INCONSIDERATE PIECE OF SHIT...YOUR DAY OF JUDGEMENT WILL COME FOR YOU!!!!!! - Steven Ricketts

• Old Phil must be getting close to death. - George Rudzinski
  Party at my house. - Fredric Rice

• Much rather be a smart sheep than a dumb ass! - Jim Murray Goes to show you don't always get what you want. - Fredric Rice

• Just because I'm a newbie in HolySmoke doesn't mean I'll put up with this typical fundie bullshit. - Becke Jones

• Just as I figured. YOU are full of shit. You are a lying bastard. - Michael Hardy (HolySmoke: Fundy Meltdown)

• 'Thank you, God...may I have another?' - Steve Quarrella

• I'd hate to show up for the end of the world a day late. - J. J. Hitt

• You'll go to hell! You'll go to hell! Almighty God himself! You'll go to hell! Again, You'll go to hell! - Jerry Wilcox

• ...you STILL choose the road to destruction... - Phil Morrison
  After all the rain we've had, what road ISN'T?!?!?! - David Rice

• But please don't tell me what I do or do not believe. - George Noonan
  Yes, that job belongs to your masters. - Fredric Rice

• Ah, yes. The Bible: the Christian's Mein Kampf. - David Rice

• Claiming to be 'exhorted' on how to treat women and children based upon the Bible is like being 'exhorted' on how to treat Jews based upon Mein Kampf. - David Rice

• Laugh as much you can while you still have time. There will be in store for you much time to cry. - Shabier Khan

• You claimed that Jesus was *in* you. Does he not even have the decency to lube up before penetration? - David Worrell

• But your juvenile campaign of attacking and deriding people of religious faith may be doing incalculable damage - for which you will stand accountable before the ultimate reality. - Jesse C. Jones (HolySmoke forum)

• We have a padded cell for you: it's called HOLYSMOKE. - David Rice

• What are the dictates of my god ? - Paul Churchill What ever your masters say they are. - Fredric L. Rice

• Wake up, fundy! Time for your medication! - Fredric Rice
  I don't take medication Mr. Dumb Ass! And I am not even close to being a fundy. But what do you know? Apparently not shit! - Bill Wolff
  Woah! - Fredric Rice

• 'Welcome to Holysmoke. That is probably the last nice thing I will ever say to you. Such is life.' - George Rudzinski

• 'Damn, I asked for evidence and all I got was this lousy Josh McDowell T-shirt.' - SS

• 'May the Lord Jesus Christ soften your heart, Mr Martin.' - Doug Snead 'He seems to have done a very good job of softening your brain.' - J.J. Hitt

• 'History teaches us that man is basically a psychopath.' - John Gardner

• Just because YOU WANT there to be a reason and purpose for your superstitious being doesn't mean that there IS a reason for it to exist. Your imagined being is not NEEDED for ANYTHING. - LARRY SITES

• I am serving Jesus? - Clayton Davis
  How should I know what you are having for dinner tonight? - DAN CEPPA

• Yes, that's radiant heat. What does that have to do with infrared? - ARTEMIS

• And you can buy tortured beef just about anywhere. - Bill Wolff

• Arguing with yourself again Fredric? - Bill Wolff
  Since your masters won't let you listen, I guess I am at that. - Fred Rice

• But stupid you forgot to that notes like I said for you dumb asses too. - Bill Wolff (HolySmoke forum)

• There are many who are really troubled because low, debasing thoughts come into the mind, and are not easily banished. - Phil Morrison
  They become Christian clergy, in fact. - Fredric Rice

• I'm new here, so what's goin' on??? - Josh Forschen
  Killing fundies because they want us to. It's in their contract. - Fredric Rice

• Forgive him, Father. He knows not what he does. - Clayton Davis
  I am =NOT= your father! You're someone else's bastard. - David Rice

• The constitution is not a suicide pact. - Joseph Nagarya
  [laughing!] Sure it is, Joe. - Fredric Rice

• Can't fuck sheep in Montana? No problem. Move to Colorado. - Fredric Rice

• Power is one thing...the wisdom to wield it quite another. - Satan

• I personally would prefer to see the human race go via nuclear war than by the takeover of homosexuality... then I wouldn't have to be witness to this erosion of our society that is now occuring. - George Pope

• Davey, you only have two functioning brain cells. It's such a pity that they reuse to talk to each other. - Dan Ceppa

• ... 'Atheists. I hope they rot in Hell.' - Charles Baldo

• Get thee behind me Satan. - Kenneth Mcabee
  Bend over. - Satan

• You fundis amuse me, spending all your time trying to coerce nonbelievers into accepting the rules for living that you so hypothetically disregard in your personal lives. - Larry Sites

• But NOTHING beats the taste of vanilla communion-wafers, baked by Nabisco! - Steve Rose

• I would have answered it. However, I am not going to be ordered around by you. Therefore, no answer will be offered. - Michael Hardy

• It did die but it really didn't but it did' occult prattle. Which is it? - David Rice
  Perhaps he worships Shroedinger's Cat .. - Sue Armstrong

• None of the people who claim to have found God have given us any reason to accept that they have, indeed, found anything but their own delusions. - Kelsey Bjarnason

• A phone call to fido headquarters seems to be in demand. - Brian La Plante

• You can't discuss Scientology because you know that L.Ron Hubbard is a really pathetic excuse for a God. - TarlaStar

• I am Scientology's worst nightmare. I am an intelligent young person, who will grow up and lead the thoughtless away from scientology. I, and my intelligent peers are the greatest enemy of Scientology, and you await our arrival with fear. I don't blame you. - Harley McGrew

• I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a Biblical lobotomy. - David Rice

• I am a Baptist but go to a Pennecostal school (please execus me if the spelling is not right...) - Wade Williamson

• My school is very advanced when it comes to Achedemics, it is atleast a grade ahead of public schools... In the other subjects, theres not much to say, except that they are well taught. - Wade Williamson

• I'm sorry I refuse to answer your question. - Marguerite Kendall

• A believer's mind seeks knowledge just as the vacuum inside a CRT seeks air - and for the exact same reason. - Sean McCullough

• All you non-believers may think you have won by getting me to quit this board... - Wade Williamson
  Hardly. We win when you learn to think. - Kelsey Bjarnason

• For a non-american, you seem to think you have some authority. - Marguerite Kendall

• And in what way is religion a form of fantasy - MARIA RUSSELL
  In what way is citrus a form of fruit? - DAVID RICE

• What percenatge of Muslems worship Islam? - Don Ward

• I tried thinking before, and I almost fell into the same mess YOU are now in. - Joanna Amren (Defending Christanic Creationism myths)

• Don't take me for an idiot...please...because I am NOT an idiot. - Joanna Amren (Defending Christanic Creationism myths)

• It was a voluntary suicide. - Phil Morrison

• And again David if God asked me to kill my son, I would see it as a sacrifice. Whether that is what is meant by you in the question or not. I would see it as such. - Kenneth Mcabee

• Sin is a repugnant concept. Theists sin. Atheists act like assholes. - Rob Burcham

• The Cross is the only hope for the world. - Charles Rollins
  Only if we put more Christians on the things. - David Worrell

• I'm awaiting with bated revulsion your detailed account of the number of changes that have taken place in Carbon dating over the past 30 years, with some attention paid to whether or not these were refinements in technique. - Don Martin
  Just think about it... why else would they number the types of carbon dating? - Greg Waggy

• I wanted to go to Hell, but they sent me to Toys R Us instead! - j. j. hitt

• SHIT! That's so funny, I damn near saw god. - David Rice

• JESUS CHRIST WILL COME, WETHER YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT. - Leonard Bernier
  He sure is taking a long time. I'm quite sore. - Fredric Rice

• I found it! I found Magog! It's in the province of Quebec .. in the 819 area code. - Sue Armstrong

• God doesn't care what you think. - James Davis

• I said I could be healing, speaking in tongues, living with serpents, drinking poison or any other sign that you can think of... - Kenneth Mcabee
  And those are just your good points. - Steve Rose

• Now _that's_ an accurate summation of HolySmoke. Hurtful heathens lying in wait for tender young Christians to happen along. - Fredric Rice

• I'm NOT giving up. - Joanna Amren (Commenting about HolySmoke)

• Shelby, I want to know why if drunkards will not go to heaven, then why is wine a drink of the church and is called the 'blood of jesus christ'????? - Jeffrey Ivins
  Because Jesus is a grape. - J. J. Hitt

• 9) You small not bear false wilness against your neighbor - Leonard Bernier

• You are on an 'echo' with die-hard atheist who will try anything to deceive you from the truth. This echo would not exist without _negativity_. - Don Ward

• DON'T write without thinking about what you're saying. I made a complete idiot of myself. - Joanna Amren

• You're like a pack of dogs on a rabbit. - Maria Russell

• He who lives by the salad bar dies by the salad bar. - Hector Plasmic

• Anti-black hole: Willful ignorance so massive, light can't enter. - David Rice

• The real world is NOT a friendly place for faith or ideals. - Sean McCullough

• If Adolph Hitler accepted Christ, the Bible is clear on that subject! He will go to heaven. - Jerry Wilcox

• But the fact that the disciples all saw and ate and touched Jesus is important. - Al Schroeder

• Origin: MALARIA! NETWORK, Shivering yellow shits for Jesus! (1:102/890)

• Men leaving the natural use of the woman burned in lust for one another.. - Charles Rollins [Christian Charles tells us what he is told woman's 'natural use' is]

• When you cannot use facts to demonstrate that something is true, just label it 'spiritual'. - Sean McCullough

• Are you really this stupid, or is your medication wearing off? - David Rice

• The king is coming! - LEONARD BERNIER And the queen isn't. How typical. - David Rice

• Christ will come sameday. - Leonard Bernier And that's even better than overnight. - DON MARTIN

• Staal is a prime example of someone who uses Jesus to excuse his behaviour. - Steve Quarrella

• Die and fry! You and your scum sucking in-bred brother, furd. - Jim Staal (Defending his homophobia in HolySmoke)

• I know I said I wouldn't leave HolySmoke, but I can now see why everyone else does....ya'll are hopeless! - Joanna Amren

• Are you aware that you cannot write without typo's? Write to me without a typo and I will began you education... - Don Ward

• Call me a thief and I'll behave like one... - Jim Staal
  You're gay. (This should be interesting.) - Karl Schneider

• 'Christian', as presently, commonly used, is a meaningless label. - John Prewett

• McCullough's Law: anyone under the control of an authority tends to be/become inimical to anyone NOT under control of the same authority.

• Are you Gay? And if so, as I suspect you are, you should beg for forgiveness for all of your morally destitute ways.. - Don Ward

• Well they weren't real homosexuals. These acts of violence are neither condoned nor promoted by true Homosexuals. - M Simon (1:282/56)

• McGod's - Have it my way or go to Hell. - Sue Armstrong

• God touches brains - John Brawley
  Which is why believers' brains are scrambled - Fredric Rice

• Wait on God - Phil Morrison
  Sorry, not my table. - Fredric Rice

• Evolution has been spread thru the media like a wildfire, yet without a drop of evidence, it consumes practically every science program on the Discovery Channel. Thus, it is biased.. - Don Ward, HolySmoke

• I will say this though, that if the Bible said there was a flood, then God will reveal evidence when God gets ready. - Don Ward, HolySmoke

• You can not trust a god that doesn't even follow his own rules. - LARRY SITES

• Ask to see their underware. It's the only way to be sure. - J. J. Hitt

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