gabby2600 asked this question on 5/8/2000:

I need chearing up after the depressing state chrisitainty has gotten the world in. So Propose a silly light harted question. Which me and my partner have had a good laugh about many a time.

What would you do if christianity was all of a sudden proven to be true, and Jesus did come back?

Both me and my partner would become devout satanists or catholics and be forgiven for our sins. But we would go to the pub first, and get very very drunk. And decide if we wanted to be nice and warm and wear cool fetich gear, ot listent to harp music, and have ikkle fluffy wings, But then that raises the question of taking a bath? and How do you clean you Halo?

Sorry I know it's silly but I need a Laugh as I'm sure we all could do. As I laugh at my religion many a time as it can sometimes be down right Silly or even very Monty Python ish.

But thats another story.

Gabriel

TripleGoddess gave this response on 5/11/2000:

ya know.....one of my HP friends posed that very same question to me. My response was simple. Since I have already condemned myself by virtue of my non-faith in the Christian God I am already condemned as a sinner. I will not and would not change who I am for the promise of an eternal after-life of happiness. Since all the scurge of the earth will repent like frightened children at their

TripleGoddess gave this follow-up answer on 5/11/2000:

"Father's" feet, heaven would be full of the most vile and disgusting killers, rapists, etc. Is that how I want to spend my after-life??? NO!!! I want to be with those who lived their lives as whole, healthy, loving human beings, my friends, the Pagans, Wiccans, Druids, Celts...all of them. For what the Christians call hell is what we will call the Summer Land. They can keep heaven, sounds like a bad neighborhood to me.

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