Does anyone have a description of their 'favorite' all time stupidist $cientology process that was run on them?

One of MY favorite is when I had a cold and I was made to repeatedly touch my nose and say "Hello" to it and then let go and pretend that my nose said "Hello" back. Of course it didn't work. It only made me feel sicker. (And this was supposed to lead me down the road towards 'Total Freedom'?)

A collection of these will go great with my collection of 'silly wins'. It's also kind of fun to tell people this kind of stuff when I'm out on the street picketing. It helps let people know what they can expect if they go inside, plus it gives them all a good chuckle. Thanks