I thought critics would really dislike this movie, but this is incredible! However, Scientology or not, these reviews are very entertaining. This is the kind of movies where critics do their best work - a big budget, big star, heavily hyped movie that is very, very bad. When you review a great movie, as a critic the best you can do is get philosophical and analytical, giving readers lucid insights. But when the film is truly awful yet big enough that you have to give it a major review, that's when you can get truly imaginative and creative. The clever barbs about the movie are coming so thick and fast that I wouldn't know how to begin to summarize them. These reviews are _fun_ to read, more fun than the movie itself! It's the kind of a film critic can really sink his literary teeth into.