I have the goods on BE-II shooting dates...

Where: Hell

When: When it freezes over.

I mean, really. Is the future just so transparent?

There is a caveat: Hell has been found to be cooling at a rate of 1.55 degrees per year. The first measurement of Hell in February 1986 was 1571C according to L Ron Hubbard's own research observations.

So BE-II should be on track for shooting in .... well, in the year 3000.