They piss on the toilet seats in restaurants and movie theaters; they let their dog crap on your lawn; they park in two slots at the supermarket; they telephone you while you're at the dinner table and try to sell you time shares; they litter your car's windshield with advertisements; they play crap music at 30,000 decibel at three in the morning; they send spam to your e-mail address; they hang two feet off your rear bumper while doing 75MPH on the freeway; they sneer at you for liking ABBA. Yes, they are everywhere!
Assholes
On Wheels Why does the automobile brings out the asshole in
people?Assholes
With Penises Why are 99.44% of the worlds' assholes male?Assholes
Behind The Counter Why do some stores hire only assholes
as employees?Assholes
On God Why does "godliness" bring out the asshole in some
people?Assholes
On Line Why is being an asshole so much easier over the Internet?Assholes
Camping Why is it that assholes out in the woods need to make noise at three in the morning?Assholes
Via E-mail Why is it that assholes call non-assholes 'assholes?'
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