Ever wonder why humans are as asinine as they are? Wonder why humans delight in harassing strangers, when kindness and courtesy would have better served? Me, too. Damned if I know why. Monkey contrariness, I guess.

They piss on the toilet seats in restaurants and movie theaters; they let their dog crap on your lawn; they park in two slots at the supermarket; they telephone you while you're at the dinner table and try to sell you time shares; they litter your car's windshield with advertisements; they play crap music at 30,000 decibel at three in the morning; they send spam to your e-mail address; they hang two feet off your rear bumper while doing 75MPH on the freeway; they sneer at you for liking ABBA. Yes, they are everywhere!


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